I was in London for two days over Christmas, and I was shocked at the number of people I saw in Westminster and Victoria, sleeping in doorways and on the pavement.
Fortunately, the weather was mild. But it's still unacceptable. And it isn't just unacceptable over Christmas, it's terrible any time.
I do realise that it costs money to offer shelter to people, but there are so many empty buildings in London, such as churches, unused offices and palaces. And there is so much food thrown away at the end of the day, because tomorrow it won't be fresh.
Sleeping rough must be very bad for health, and invites crime against the sleeper. Our government is supposed to provide a safety net for people who are unable to cope. Why isn't this happening?
Friday, 27 December 2019
Monday, 23 December 2019
Command and Conquer
35 years ago, Frank Thornley showed me Command and Conquer. I was immediately hooked, and it became my favourite game for a long time. I continued through Red Alert, downloaded lots of missions, and it was great. But after several years, I moved on to Civilization.
But now that I can reliably win Civ at Deity level, I'm waiting for Civ version 7, which isn't even on the horizon.
I just rediscovered C&C. There's an open source version now, and it runs fine on Linux. I downloaded it, and clicked on it, and it just worked! I've done the first few missions, and I'm just getting used to the game again. I think there are some differences from the original version, especially in the user interface.
I love the combination of economic development and war strategy and tactics.
So, that's my Christmas sorted!
But now that I can reliably win Civ at Deity level, I'm waiting for Civ version 7, which isn't even on the horizon.
I just rediscovered C&C. There's an open source version now, and it runs fine on Linux. I downloaded it, and clicked on it, and it just worked! I've done the first few missions, and I'm just getting used to the game again. I think there are some differences from the original version, especially in the user interface.
I love the combination of economic development and war strategy and tactics.
So, that's my Christmas sorted!
Tuesday, 17 December 2019
Take back control
Following the catastrophic defeat of the Labour party, there will now be a leadership change.
Corbyn has announced that he will not be fighting the 2024 election, but he's being pushed to resign sooner than that.
What were the causes of the landslide? In no particular order ...
1. Brexit. Under Corbyn's leadership, Labour took a definite "On the fence" stance. This was the biggest question of the election, and his response was "No comment"?
2. Corbyn's friends, the terrorists. Corbyn has cuddled up to the IRA, to Hamas, to Hezbollah, and he has not apologised for that.
3. Policies - my impression of the Corbyn manifesto, was "Free stuff for everyone". And after the manifesto was published, Corbyn offered another £56 billion to the Waspi women. And gave no guidance to where that huge sum would come from.
4. The NHS was an issue in the campaign - but the policy of reducing the five day week to four days (at the same pay), would have knocked 20% off the NHS budget.
5. Antisemitism. There's a number of aspects here. First, it's clear that Corbyn didn't care about antisemitism, and might have been personally antisemitic himself. For sure, he didn't do anything much about antisemitism in the Labour Party. This lead to the loss of a quarter million Jewish votes. And worse, it led to the loss of a quarter million keen activists, who would have been knocking on doors, handing out leaflets and getting out the vote. The referral to the Equality and Human Rights Commission is going to (probably) hammer the last nail into the coffin containing the Labour Party.
The factor most mentioned by voters on "Why didn't you vote Labour was" ... Corbyn. He was just too much heavy baggage, an anchor dragging on the bottom of the sea, and the Labour party will probably dump him now.
The Labour party is now so far down in the vote, that it's going to take about ten years before it has a chance to get elected, and a party that isn't elected, can't do anything.
I think it's REALLY important to have a non-racist, non-Marxist, credible opposition party. And the Labour party will soon be having a leadership contest, in which every member of the Labour party will have a vote.
So, I joined the Labour party.
It's really easy, and it only costs me £2.17 per month. The party has 485,000 members, so if a few hundred thousand people join the party now, we'll really have a BIG say in the future direction of the party.
To be realistic, you cannot say right now, which way you will vote in the 2029 election. But if you join the Labour party now, you'll help to choose the party leader, and you can help steer the party off the rocky road that it has been on recently, which will give you a credible alternative in 2029. Maybe you'll still vote the way you did this year. But it would be great to have a real choice, and not find yourself voting for the "least worst" party.
I joined. And I'll be voting in the leadership contest. For, I hope, someone who can reject terrorist "friends", eradicate anti-semitism in the Party, and move the party from the extreme left to the center-left, where Labour has a chance of winning power in the 2029 election.
You can too.
Corbyn has announced that he will not be fighting the 2024 election, but he's being pushed to resign sooner than that.
What were the causes of the landslide? In no particular order ...
1. Brexit. Under Corbyn's leadership, Labour took a definite "On the fence" stance. This was the biggest question of the election, and his response was "No comment"?
2. Corbyn's friends, the terrorists. Corbyn has cuddled up to the IRA, to Hamas, to Hezbollah, and he has not apologised for that.
3. Policies - my impression of the Corbyn manifesto, was "Free stuff for everyone". And after the manifesto was published, Corbyn offered another £56 billion to the Waspi women. And gave no guidance to where that huge sum would come from.
4. The NHS was an issue in the campaign - but the policy of reducing the five day week to four days (at the same pay), would have knocked 20% off the NHS budget.
5. Antisemitism. There's a number of aspects here. First, it's clear that Corbyn didn't care about antisemitism, and might have been personally antisemitic himself. For sure, he didn't do anything much about antisemitism in the Labour Party. This lead to the loss of a quarter million Jewish votes. And worse, it led to the loss of a quarter million keen activists, who would have been knocking on doors, handing out leaflets and getting out the vote. The referral to the Equality and Human Rights Commission is going to (probably) hammer the last nail into the coffin containing the Labour Party.
The factor most mentioned by voters on "Why didn't you vote Labour was" ... Corbyn. He was just too much heavy baggage, an anchor dragging on the bottom of the sea, and the Labour party will probably dump him now.
The Labour party is now so far down in the vote, that it's going to take about ten years before it has a chance to get elected, and a party that isn't elected, can't do anything.
I think it's REALLY important to have a non-racist, non-Marxist, credible opposition party. And the Labour party will soon be having a leadership contest, in which every member of the Labour party will have a vote.
So, I joined the Labour party.
It's really easy, and it only costs me £2.17 per month. The party has 485,000 members, so if a few hundred thousand people join the party now, we'll really have a BIG say in the future direction of the party.
To be realistic, you cannot say right now, which way you will vote in the 2029 election. But if you join the Labour party now, you'll help to choose the party leader, and you can help steer the party off the rocky road that it has been on recently, which will give you a credible alternative in 2029. Maybe you'll still vote the way you did this year. But it would be great to have a real choice, and not find yourself voting for the "least worst" party.
I joined. And I'll be voting in the leadership contest. For, I hope, someone who can reject terrorist "friends", eradicate anti-semitism in the Party, and move the party from the extreme left to the center-left, where Labour has a chance of winning power in the 2029 election.
You can too.
Wednesday, 11 December 2019
Holding our noses
For a lot of people, including myself, there isn't any party I want to vote for.
The Tories want Brexit (and caused this mess in the first place).
The Labour party has become institutionally racist.
The Libdems seem to have lost touch with reality. Actually, that's true of all of them; they seem to think that fighting an election is a matter of who can spray the most money into the air. But we voters know that this magic money will evaporate as soon as the election is over.
The Greens are even more unrealistic than the Libdems.
The SNP doesn't appear south of the Border
The Brexit party don't seem to have more than one idea.
UKIP is nearly as racist as the Labour party.
Does the BNP still exist? I hope not.
Which leaves the Monster Raving Loony party as the only party that attracts, and the only party without completely barmy policies. Who would have thought?
Tomorrow, I will turn up at my local polling station with a peg on my nose, and I (like most other Brits) will be voting for the least worst (and it's a close-run race). I'm hoping for a hung parliament, when any of the fools above don't get carte blanche to wreck the country and my life. And I'm hoping for a landslide defeat of the racist parties, so that they can reconsider their position and abandon their vile racism.
The Tories want Brexit (and caused this mess in the first place).
The Labour party has become institutionally racist.
The Libdems seem to have lost touch with reality. Actually, that's true of all of them; they seem to think that fighting an election is a matter of who can spray the most money into the air. But we voters know that this magic money will evaporate as soon as the election is over.
The Greens are even more unrealistic than the Libdems.
The SNP doesn't appear south of the Border
The Brexit party don't seem to have more than one idea.
UKIP is nearly as racist as the Labour party.
Does the BNP still exist? I hope not.
Which leaves the Monster Raving Loony party as the only party that attracts, and the only party without completely barmy policies. Who would have thought?
Tomorrow, I will turn up at my local polling station with a peg on my nose, and I (like most other Brits) will be voting for the least worst (and it's a close-run race). I'm hoping for a hung parliament, when any of the fools above don't get carte blanche to wreck the country and my life. And I'm hoping for a landslide defeat of the racist parties, so that they can reconsider their position and abandon their vile racism.
Sunday, 1 December 2019
Hornblower
I've just finished watching eight 1 1/2 hour episodes of Hornblower, on Youtube. It's really good, I recommend it. If you don't know what Hornblower is, it's the story of a young naval officer during the Napoleonic wars.
Before that, I watched a couple of dozen half hour episodes of "Jeeves and Wooster", also very good. If you don't know what Jeeves and Wooster are, then you're obviously not British. Hard luck.
Before that, I watched a couple of dozen half hour episodes of "Jeeves and Wooster", also very good. If you don't know what Jeeves and Wooster are, then you're obviously not British. Hard luck.
Wednesday, 27 November 2019
Our NHS for sale?
When we leave the EU (and I think it's going to happen), we will be without any trade deals. Our army of experienced trade negotiators (which we do not have, because we haven't done a trade deal for 50 years) will be left to set them up.
And since Boris has set a deadline of six months to do it (haven't we learned yet that setting unrealistic deadlines in negotiations is just making a rod for our own back?) they'd better move fast.
The EU will be fairly easy. They'll want products exported to the EU to meet EU safety standards, and that should be easy because the currently do. Unless we lower our safety standards ...
But what about the USA?
We are at a huge disadvantage in that negotiation, because we need that deal a LOT more than they do. Trump talks about a "great trade deal", and I believe him. Great for them.
So what will they want?
1. Access to our market for agricultural products, and we'll have to lower our food safety standards to allow that. CDC estimates Salmonella causes about 1.35 million illnesses, 26,500 hospitalizations, and 420 deaths in the United States every year. And in the UK?
In England and Wales in 2016, there were 8,630 confirmed cases compared with 8,558 in 2015. There's five times as many people as in the USA, and 150 times as many Salmonella cases.
2. A better deal on drugs prices. Currently, the NHS (via NICE) refuses to buy drugs unless their efficacy is above a level they fix each year. The USA will want that stopped.
3. A better deal on drugs patents. Most drugs are developed by a pharmaceutical company, who then has a monopoly on that drug for a eriod of time. But that patent expires, and then anyone can make and sell the drug, and the price falls substantially.
When Trump was asked "Is the NHS on the table for trade deals?" he answered "Everything is on the table". Obviously he hadn't a clue what the letters NHS stood for and what that meant. But I still think that will be the attitude, and if we want a trade deal with the USA (and our government will desperately want a deal) then on the table it will go.
So. Suppose we lower our safety standards for eggs, so that we'll be able to import all those cheap US eggs and all that lovely Salmonella. We won't be able to re-export them to the EU, because they won't meet EU safety standards.
But why would we want to re-export eggs that we just imported? Because eggs are a common ingredient in various products, such as mayonnaise, and cake, and if the eggs have Salmonella, so will the products. So exports to the EU will suddenly require proof that the ingredients also met the safety standards, and how will we do that?
Healthcare in the USA costs at least twice as much as in the UK, and a large factor in that is the costs of drugs. If those costs rise, then that will drain cash out of the NHS, giving it to the US pharmaceutical companies.
We don't need to sell the NHS to the USA for them to suck it dry.
And since Boris has set a deadline of six months to do it (haven't we learned yet that setting unrealistic deadlines in negotiations is just making a rod for our own back?) they'd better move fast.
The EU will be fairly easy. They'll want products exported to the EU to meet EU safety standards, and that should be easy because the currently do. Unless we lower our safety standards ...
But what about the USA?
We are at a huge disadvantage in that negotiation, because we need that deal a LOT more than they do. Trump talks about a "great trade deal", and I believe him. Great for them.
So what will they want?
1. Access to our market for agricultural products, and we'll have to lower our food safety standards to allow that. CDC estimates Salmonella causes about 1.35 million illnesses, 26,500 hospitalizations, and 420 deaths in the United States every year. And in the UK?
In England and Wales in 2016, there were 8,630 confirmed cases compared with 8,558 in 2015. There's five times as many people as in the USA, and 150 times as many Salmonella cases.
2. A better deal on drugs prices. Currently, the NHS (via NICE) refuses to buy drugs unless their efficacy is above a level they fix each year. The USA will want that stopped.
3. A better deal on drugs patents. Most drugs are developed by a pharmaceutical company, who then has a monopoly on that drug for a eriod of time. But that patent expires, and then anyone can make and sell the drug, and the price falls substantially.
When Trump was asked "Is the NHS on the table for trade deals?" he answered "Everything is on the table". Obviously he hadn't a clue what the letters NHS stood for and what that meant. But I still think that will be the attitude, and if we want a trade deal with the USA (and our government will desperately want a deal) then on the table it will go.
So. Suppose we lower our safety standards for eggs, so that we'll be able to import all those cheap US eggs and all that lovely Salmonella. We won't be able to re-export them to the EU, because they won't meet EU safety standards.
But why would we want to re-export eggs that we just imported? Because eggs are a common ingredient in various products, such as mayonnaise, and cake, and if the eggs have Salmonella, so will the products. So exports to the EU will suddenly require proof that the ingredients also met the safety standards, and how will we do that?
Healthcare in the USA costs at least twice as much as in the UK, and a large factor in that is the costs of drugs. If those costs rise, then that will drain cash out of the NHS, giving it to the US pharmaceutical companies.
We don't need to sell the NHS to the USA for them to suck it dry.
Monday, 18 November 2019
What is Andy guilty of?
First of all, let's remember the cardinal principle of British justice - innocent until proven guilty.
And let's add to that, the fact that Andrew Windsor has not been prosecuted, or brought to trial for any offence. So why is he going through "trial by media"?
He's been accused of having sex with a girl of seventeen. The accusation is by the girl herself, and the only evidence that we've seen, is a picture of him with his arm round her (and we all know how easy it is to photoshop a picture like that). And there's nothing criminal about being photographed with someone.
I should also point out that in the UK, the minimum legal age for marriage is sixteen.
So what else is there?
He counted Jeffrey Epstein, a convicted sex offender, as a friend. But that was before he was convicted, so did he know that Epstein was a bad guy? Probably not. Andrew is obviously like Bertie Wooster, mentally negligible, but with no Jeeves to advise him. Probably a nice guy, but one who would be knocked out in round one of "Who wants to be a millionaire". So what might have been obvious to other people, is likely to have been beyond his ken.
Further evidence that Andrew is stupid - he spent four days at Epstein's home AFTER Epstein was convicted. And the final evidence is the rather obvious fact that, since he hasn't been charged with any offence, his best course would have been to maintain a dignified silence.
If he'd had the sense to keep his trap shut, then the whole thing would have blown over quite soon, there being nothing to feed the flames. I think his PR adviser (who resigned) would have told him to keep silent.
So what now?
He's probably too stupid to know that he needs to say no more, but everyone close to him should be telling him that. He's 59, so it's time to retire from public life and concentrate on his hobbies (but avoid fox hunting).
The Queen must be spitting nails about this.
And let's add to that, the fact that Andrew Windsor has not been prosecuted, or brought to trial for any offence. So why is he going through "trial by media"?
He's been accused of having sex with a girl of seventeen. The accusation is by the girl herself, and the only evidence that we've seen, is a picture of him with his arm round her (and we all know how easy it is to photoshop a picture like that). And there's nothing criminal about being photographed with someone.
I should also point out that in the UK, the minimum legal age for marriage is sixteen.
So what else is there?
He counted Jeffrey Epstein, a convicted sex offender, as a friend. But that was before he was convicted, so did he know that Epstein was a bad guy? Probably not. Andrew is obviously like Bertie Wooster, mentally negligible, but with no Jeeves to advise him. Probably a nice guy, but one who would be knocked out in round one of "Who wants to be a millionaire". So what might have been obvious to other people, is likely to have been beyond his ken.
Further evidence that Andrew is stupid - he spent four days at Epstein's home AFTER Epstein was convicted. And the final evidence is the rather obvious fact that, since he hasn't been charged with any offence, his best course would have been to maintain a dignified silence.
If he'd had the sense to keep his trap shut, then the whole thing would have blown over quite soon, there being nothing to feed the flames. I think his PR adviser (who resigned) would have told him to keep silent.
So what now?
He's probably too stupid to know that he needs to say no more, but everyone close to him should be telling him that. He's 59, so it's time to retire from public life and concentrate on his hobbies (but avoid fox hunting).
The Queen must be spitting nails about this.
Friday, 15 November 2019
Free broadband
Nice idea, and who wouldn't want something that's free?
But surely "Free beer for all the workers" would be a better vote-winner?
But surely "Free beer for all the workers" would be a better vote-winner?
Monday, 11 November 2019
Nigel changes his mind
Instead of contesting 600-odd seats, Nigel has decided to refrain from contesting Tory seats. This relegates the Brexit party to the role of spoiler for Labour; all they will do, is divide the Labour vote, increasing the chance that the Libdems (or the Tories) will win those seats.
This is a win-win-win.
First, it's an admission by the Brexiters that their ideal of a crash-out chaotic Brexit, isn't as attractive as a Brexit with an ongoing arrangement with the EU.
Secondly, it increases the chances of the Libdems, by dividing the Labour vote, and giving clarity to people who like the promise of the Libdems to revoke article 50.
And thirdly, and most excellently, it will add to the punishing blows that the racist Labour party will get at the polls. After a sound defeat, the Labour party will throw out the weak-as-water Jeremy Corbin, and promote someone else, who will (hopefully) take the very simple steps that will eradicate racism in the party.
The most racist party in the country is the BNP. They had a demonstration recently - twelve people turned up. The party is dead. The second most racist party is UKIP; their adoption of "Tommy Robinson" and departure of Nigel sealed their fate. In the next election, they'll poll worse than Lord Buckethead.
But at least they know they're racist. The Labour party is still in denial, despite it having been proved to them again and again.
So - with this move, Boris should do rather well. Which isn't ideal, but better than most of the alternatives. I'm more optimistic about the future of Britain than I was yesterday.
This is a win-win-win.
First, it's an admission by the Brexiters that their ideal of a crash-out chaotic Brexit, isn't as attractive as a Brexit with an ongoing arrangement with the EU.
Secondly, it increases the chances of the Libdems, by dividing the Labour vote, and giving clarity to people who like the promise of the Libdems to revoke article 50.
And thirdly, and most excellently, it will add to the punishing blows that the racist Labour party will get at the polls. After a sound defeat, the Labour party will throw out the weak-as-water Jeremy Corbin, and promote someone else, who will (hopefully) take the very simple steps that will eradicate racism in the party.
The most racist party in the country is the BNP. They had a demonstration recently - twelve people turned up. The party is dead. The second most racist party is UKIP; their adoption of "Tommy Robinson" and departure of Nigel sealed their fate. In the next election, they'll poll worse than Lord Buckethead.
But at least they know they're racist. The Labour party is still in denial, despite it having been proved to them again and again.
So - with this move, Boris should do rather well. Which isn't ideal, but better than most of the alternatives. I'm more optimistic about the future of Britain than I was yesterday.
Friday, 8 November 2019
The Tampon Tax
The 20% VAT on tampons has been called "the Tampon Tax", and has sometimes been blamed on the EU. The theory is that, if we leave the EU, then we can have zero tax n tampons.
Nice theory, but untrue.
Germany has just decided to cut the VAT on tampons from 19% to 7%. Many other EU countries already use a lower tax rate for tampons. We always could have done the same.
So why is the 20% tax rate blamed on the EU?
I don't know. But many other things are blamed on the EU, such as immigration from Pakistan, the rules for kippers that Boris claimed were eu (are actually UK rules).
In the past it has been very convenient for politicians and newspapers to blame anything they don't like on the EU, whether that's correct or not.
Now we're reaping the penalty for these lies. And when we've left the EU, who will the politicians blame for their mistakes?
The EU, of course.
Nice theory, but untrue.
Germany has just decided to cut the VAT on tampons from 19% to 7%. Many other EU countries already use a lower tax rate for tampons. We always could have done the same.
So why is the 20% tax rate blamed on the EU?
I don't know. But many other things are blamed on the EU, such as immigration from Pakistan, the rules for kippers that Boris claimed were eu (are actually UK rules).
In the past it has been very convenient for politicians and newspapers to blame anything they don't like on the EU, whether that's correct or not.
Now we're reaping the penalty for these lies. And when we've left the EU, who will the politicians blame for their mistakes?
The EU, of course.
Wednesday, 6 November 2019
The Brexit party candidate for Batley and Spen
Jill Hughes was selected by the Brexit Party for the constituency of Batley and Spen. But because she revealed that she came from the star Sirius, she has been dropped as candidate.
This is disgraceful. Even though she came here from Sirius, she is a British citizen, and entitled to stand as an MP. And since we have very few MPs originating from Sirius, it is especially important, for the sake of diversity, that we have as many people from distant star systems as we can encourage to stand for election.
Sirius (also known as the Dog Star) is an important element of the stellar population. Indeed, it is the brightest star in our sky with an apparent magnitude of -1.46 (that's Sirius A; Sirius B is a lot dimmer, and is invisible to the naked eye).
We can only hope that the Martian-origin Brexit party candidates are not treated in such a disappointing fashion.
This is disgraceful. Even though she came here from Sirius, she is a British citizen, and entitled to stand as an MP. And since we have very few MPs originating from Sirius, it is especially important, for the sake of diversity, that we have as many people from distant star systems as we can encourage to stand for election.
Sirius (also known as the Dog Star) is an important element of the stellar population. Indeed, it is the brightest star in our sky with an apparent magnitude of -1.46 (that's Sirius A; Sirius B is a lot dimmer, and is invisible to the naked eye).
We can only hope that the Martian-origin Brexit party candidates are not treated in such a disappointing fashion.
Monday, 4 November 2019
Friday, 1 November 2019
The Union and I
I nearly joined a union once. It happened like this.
In the 1980s, I was writing for several magazines, on a freelance basis. I was one of the few people in the UK who could A) write and B) understood PCs, so I was in considerable demand. I could phone the editor of one of several magazines, suggest an article, agree length and deadline and I was all set. And I could knock out a 1000 word article in about an hour, earning about £80. I would write this on my laptop NEC 8701a computer during my commute, squirt it to a PC, spell check and tidy it up, print it out double-spaced (that's what they wanted) and post it off.
After doing this for a few years, I was very familiar with all the editors and staff of the PC magazines, and I would often visit them and blag items of hardware, manuals, software and magazines. And it was fun.
So one day, as I was on a raid to "PC Magazine", the editor, Tim Ring suggested that as I was writing more for the magazines than most professional journalists, I should join the union. So I did. Or at least, I tried to.
I sent in my application, being honest about the fact that I was doing this part time. And I was rejected, on the grounds that I was part time. I told Tim, and he said, "Oh well." And that was that.
Until the Great VNU Journalist strike. Tim asked me if I was striking also, and I explained to him that I certainly would have, except that the union had rejected my membership application, so I couldn't strike officially. Although I told him that in solidarity with the VNU journalists, I would only write for the other publishing houses until the strike was over.
Which wasn't much of a sacrifice, because with the editor on strike, the VNU titles weren't appearing anyway.
Anyway - that's how I know that being part of a union gives you more power than trying to strike deals from a position of weakness.
In the 1980s, I was writing for several magazines, on a freelance basis. I was one of the few people in the UK who could A) write and B) understood PCs, so I was in considerable demand. I could phone the editor of one of several magazines, suggest an article, agree length and deadline and I was all set. And I could knock out a 1000 word article in about an hour, earning about £80. I would write this on my laptop NEC 8701a computer during my commute, squirt it to a PC, spell check and tidy it up, print it out double-spaced (that's what they wanted) and post it off.
After doing this for a few years, I was very familiar with all the editors and staff of the PC magazines, and I would often visit them and blag items of hardware, manuals, software and magazines. And it was fun.
So one day, as I was on a raid to "PC Magazine", the editor, Tim Ring suggested that as I was writing more for the magazines than most professional journalists, I should join the union. So I did. Or at least, I tried to.
I sent in my application, being honest about the fact that I was doing this part time. And I was rejected, on the grounds that I was part time. I told Tim, and he said, "Oh well." And that was that.
Until the Great VNU Journalist strike. Tim asked me if I was striking also, and I explained to him that I certainly would have, except that the union had rejected my membership application, so I couldn't strike officially. Although I told him that in solidarity with the VNU journalists, I would only write for the other publishing houses until the strike was over.
Which wasn't much of a sacrifice, because with the editor on strike, the VNU titles weren't appearing anyway.
Anyway - that's how I know that being part of a union gives you more power than trying to strike deals from a position of weakness.
Thursday, 31 October 2019
Dead in a ditch
So here we are, October 31st, and no Brexit.
I did my best. I did all the preparations that the government said I should do for a no-deal Brexit. It was immensely expensive and took a lot of time, and this is the second time I've done this (including the stockpiling of many toilet rolls). And it isn't just me, it's millions of businesses all over the UK that responded to the £100 million government advertising campaign (taxpayers money, coming partly from my pocket, utterly wasted).
Every time I rolled down the motorway, I saw numerous signs telling me that freight arrangements would change on October 31st, and I'd better get ready for that. I saw huge roadside billboards, many radio adverts and even in the newspapers.
All for nothing.
So here we are again - the kick-the-can date is now set at 31 January 2020. We're having a general election on 12 December and will consider the Boris Bill for Brexit. Parliament will start to consider this mammoth bill on 16th December, and will, no doubt, propose many amendments, some of which will pass and some of which won't.
My only pleasure in all this, is listening to Nigel foaming at the mouth and telling everyone how furious he is, and inviting other peope to be furious with him (who reassure him in dulcet tones with "Yes, Nigel, I'm furious too"). Yes, Nigel, we're furious, but mostly with you for shoving your oar in when it wasn't wanted. Before 2015, the only time we heard about the EU was when it was being blamed for something that was plainly the fault of our own government; after 2020, the only things we will hear about the EU will be when it is STILL being blamed for things that are plainly the fault of our own government.
In 2016, I wrote a blog post analysing the benefits of Brexit and Remain, and concluded that it is always an advantage to belong to a Union, whether you are a Post Office worker or an American state. Leaving the Union, means that yes, we no longer have to pay our Union dues and can spend the savings on beer and cigarettes, but on the other hand we lose the benefits of collective bargaining in a world where the UK is a minor player compared with China, the EU and the USA.
However.
I am not in favour of another Leave/Remain referendum, because that won't make the situation any better, whichever way it goes. I am in favour of another General Election, because I believe that will clarify the minds of the Tories, the Labour party, the Brexit party, the Libdems and UKIP. The Tories will win a majority (and unfortunately lurch to the right), Labour will be drubbed (and will eject the architect of that loss, Jeremy Corbin), the Brexit party will win a few seats, (but will mostly divide the Labour vote leading to the above mentioned drubbing) and the Libdems will make some modest gains and crow about them as a mighty victory. UKIP will vanish like the morning dew (they just changed leadership again, but they are indelibly marked by their welcome of "Tommy Robinson" (Stephen Yaxley-Something) and his xenophobic thugs).
The Irish Border question has not, and will not, be resolved. We are bound by treaty with Ireland on this, and the Good Friday Agreement put an end to the Trouble (the polite name given to the decades of murder and repression in Northern Ireland). Leaving the EU will abrogate that treaty one way or another; we only have a choice in what element of the treaty we will be breaking. But I suspect most people outside of Northern Ireland don't give a Flying Flamingo for that, and we would happily throw them under a bendy bus were it not for the fact that the Republic of Ireland is part of the EU (remember the song You don't get me I'm part of the union) and the Union is doing what the Union does, standing up for its members. It's nice when you're a small guy, being part of a union.
So here we are. October 31st, and no Brexit. The rantings of those who promised rivers of blood is we didn't leave by today are revealed to be "Project Fear", not that anyone took them seriously.
What do I want? I want whatever arrangement gets us out of the EU (because the majority voted that way) while minimising the damage done (for example, while remaining in the Single Market and the Customs Union). This means ignoring the ranting of Nigel and Nigel-alikes whining about "Brexit in name only". No, Nigel, we voted to leave the EU, we didn't vote to leave the Single Market and the Customs Union. That's just you and your fan club.
And then we can spend the next decade trying to negotiate terms of trade with the USA, China and the EU that are better than those we had as part of the EU.
And failing.
And eventually, some bright spark will suggest "Wouldn't we be better off if we joined the union?
I did my best. I did all the preparations that the government said I should do for a no-deal Brexit. It was immensely expensive and took a lot of time, and this is the second time I've done this (including the stockpiling of many toilet rolls). And it isn't just me, it's millions of businesses all over the UK that responded to the £100 million government advertising campaign (taxpayers money, coming partly from my pocket, utterly wasted).
Every time I rolled down the motorway, I saw numerous signs telling me that freight arrangements would change on October 31st, and I'd better get ready for that. I saw huge roadside billboards, many radio adverts and even in the newspapers.
All for nothing.
So here we are again - the kick-the-can date is now set at 31 January 2020. We're having a general election on 12 December and will consider the Boris Bill for Brexit. Parliament will start to consider this mammoth bill on 16th December, and will, no doubt, propose many amendments, some of which will pass and some of which won't.
My only pleasure in all this, is listening to Nigel foaming at the mouth and telling everyone how furious he is, and inviting other peope to be furious with him (who reassure him in dulcet tones with "Yes, Nigel, I'm furious too"). Yes, Nigel, we're furious, but mostly with you for shoving your oar in when it wasn't wanted. Before 2015, the only time we heard about the EU was when it was being blamed for something that was plainly the fault of our own government; after 2020, the only things we will hear about the EU will be when it is STILL being blamed for things that are plainly the fault of our own government.
In 2016, I wrote a blog post analysing the benefits of Brexit and Remain, and concluded that it is always an advantage to belong to a Union, whether you are a Post Office worker or an American state. Leaving the Union, means that yes, we no longer have to pay our Union dues and can spend the savings on beer and cigarettes, but on the other hand we lose the benefits of collective bargaining in a world where the UK is a minor player compared with China, the EU and the USA.
However.
I am not in favour of another Leave/Remain referendum, because that won't make the situation any better, whichever way it goes. I am in favour of another General Election, because I believe that will clarify the minds of the Tories, the Labour party, the Brexit party, the Libdems and UKIP. The Tories will win a majority (and unfortunately lurch to the right), Labour will be drubbed (and will eject the architect of that loss, Jeremy Corbin), the Brexit party will win a few seats, (but will mostly divide the Labour vote leading to the above mentioned drubbing) and the Libdems will make some modest gains and crow about them as a mighty victory. UKIP will vanish like the morning dew (they just changed leadership again, but they are indelibly marked by their welcome of "Tommy Robinson" (Stephen Yaxley-Something) and his xenophobic thugs).
The Irish Border question has not, and will not, be resolved. We are bound by treaty with Ireland on this, and the Good Friday Agreement put an end to the Trouble (the polite name given to the decades of murder and repression in Northern Ireland). Leaving the EU will abrogate that treaty one way or another; we only have a choice in what element of the treaty we will be breaking. But I suspect most people outside of Northern Ireland don't give a Flying Flamingo for that, and we would happily throw them under a bendy bus were it not for the fact that the Republic of Ireland is part of the EU (remember the song You don't get me I'm part of the union) and the Union is doing what the Union does, standing up for its members. It's nice when you're a small guy, being part of a union.
So here we are. October 31st, and no Brexit. The rantings of those who promised rivers of blood is we didn't leave by today are revealed to be "Project Fear", not that anyone took them seriously.
What do I want? I want whatever arrangement gets us out of the EU (because the majority voted that way) while minimising the damage done (for example, while remaining in the Single Market and the Customs Union). This means ignoring the ranting of Nigel and Nigel-alikes whining about "Brexit in name only". No, Nigel, we voted to leave the EU, we didn't vote to leave the Single Market and the Customs Union. That's just you and your fan club.
And then we can spend the next decade trying to negotiate terms of trade with the USA, China and the EU that are better than those we had as part of the EU.
And failing.
And eventually, some bright spark will suggest "Wouldn't we be better off if we joined the union?
Now I'm a union man
Amazed at what I am
I say what I think
That the company stinks
Yes I'm a union man.
Amazed at what I am
I say what I think
That the company stinks
Yes I'm a union man.
When we meet in the local hall
I'll be voting with them all
With a hell of a shout
It's out brothers out
And the rise of the factory's fall.
I'll be voting with them all
With a hell of a shout
It's out brothers out
And the rise of the factory's fall.
Oh you don't get me I'm part of the union
You don't get me I'm part of the union
You don't get me I'm part of the union
Till the day I die, till the day I die.
You don't get me I'm part of the union
You don't get me I'm part of the union
Till the day I die, till the day I die.
Saturday, 19 October 2019
Deal or no deal part two
OK, I've done everything I can to prepare for a no-deal Brexit.
So now what do I do to prepare for a Brexit with the Boris deal? Nobody knows.
The Letwin Amendment says that Boris has to ask for an extension. Boris says "Non". Parliament say he has to. The last person who defied a clear order from parliament got decapitated. Perhaps that won't happen to Boris.
So, where are we?
Nobody knows.
So now what do I do to prepare for a Brexit with the Boris deal? Nobody knows.
The Letwin Amendment says that Boris has to ask for an extension. Boris says "Non". Parliament say he has to. The last person who defied a clear order from parliament got decapitated. Perhaps that won't happen to Boris.
So, where are we?
Nobody knows.
Tuesday, 15 October 2019
PCI DSS
At last, I have a clean PCI DSS.
There's always been a few non-critical remarks in the test report, but this time around, I got a clean report.
To get rid of the report's uneasiness about the secure server accepting mail, I changed one line in sendmail.mc to
DAEMON_OPTIONS(`Port=smtp, Addr=127.0.0.1, Name=MTA')dnl
What that does, is disallow email from other servers. That's not a real vulnerability, but the PCI DSS report used to mention it. And I don't actually receive email on that sever, so it's no loss to me.
I also added these lines to my startup script.
iptables -I INPUT -p icmp --icmp-type timestamp-request -j DROP
iptables -I OUTPUT -p icmp --icmp-type timestamp-reply -j DROP
That stops people from finding out the date and time on my server. I don't see this as a big problem, because it's easy for people to see that my server is in the UK, and it's really easy to find out the time here. But, the PCI DSS report has always reported it as an information leakage. So I've blocked it.
Finally, there was a report that my certificate used SHA-256. It does, but only for the root certificate, and browsers dn't cheack SHA-256, they check the whole certificate. So that isn't a vulnerability at all, it's been a false positive for years, and each time I did a scan, I did a cut-and-paste of my explanation why it's a false positive, and they always accepted it. But now they've fixed their false positive!
That leaves only one thing in the report - that the server is accessible via https. Well yes, it is, because that's my Secure Server, and if all access to it is blockedd, it's as useful as a chololate teapot.
There's always been a few non-critical remarks in the test report, but this time around, I got a clean report.
To get rid of the report's uneasiness about the secure server accepting mail, I changed one line in sendmail.mc to
DAEMON_OPTIONS(`Port=smtp, Addr=127.0.0.1, Name=MTA')dnl
What that does, is disallow email from other servers. That's not a real vulnerability, but the PCI DSS report used to mention it. And I don't actually receive email on that sever, so it's no loss to me.
I also added these lines to my startup script.
iptables -I INPUT -p icmp --icmp-type timestamp-request -j DROP
iptables -I OUTPUT -p icmp --icmp-type timestamp-reply -j DROP
That stops people from finding out the date and time on my server. I don't see this as a big problem, because it's easy for people to see that my server is in the UK, and it's really easy to find out the time here. But, the PCI DSS report has always reported it as an information leakage. So I've blocked it.
Finally, there was a report that my certificate used SHA-256. It does, but only for the root certificate, and browsers dn't cheack SHA-256, they check the whole certificate. So that isn't a vulnerability at all, it's been a false positive for years, and each time I did a scan, I did a cut-and-paste of my explanation why it's a false positive, and they always accepted it. But now they've fixed their false positive!
That leaves only one thing in the report - that the server is accessible via https. Well yes, it is, because that's my Secure Server, and if all access to it is blockedd, it's as useful as a chololate teapot.
Thursday, 26 September 2019
Raspberry Pi 4 cooling
A lot of people seem to be saying that the Pi 4 runs too hot, and needs cooling. I thought of passive cooling, and started sawing up an old heat sink into small Pi-sized pieces, but that turned out to be more work than I'd thought. You can buy a Pi 4 set of four heat sinks on eBay for 99p. It's just aluminium with fins.
Then I thought, wait. I have innumerable small fans. I pulled out a 60 cm wide by 25 cm deep fan, because that seemed to be about the right size, blue-tacked it to the Pi (I didn't have any bolts that were long enough and thin enough), then realised it needs 12 volts, and the Pi can only supply 3.3 or 5.
Not a problem. The way I power Pis, is by taking wires from the 12 volt power supply of a PC (usually a PC nearby), and running that over a power-over-ethernet cable to wherever the Pi is. Then I feed the 12 volts (more like 10 or 11 by the time it's run over all that wire) and use a voltage stepper-downer (eBay, £1) to take it to 5.5 volts, which I feed into the Pi.
So I took that 12 volts feed, and fed it onto the fan. The fan is almost silent (I can hear it if I get really close to it and listen really carefully) and brought the Pi temperature down from 56C to 39C. Which means that I can now try to overclock it!
Then I thought, wait. I have innumerable small fans. I pulled out a 60 cm wide by 25 cm deep fan, because that seemed to be about the right size, blue-tacked it to the Pi (I didn't have any bolts that were long enough and thin enough), then realised it needs 12 volts, and the Pi can only supply 3.3 or 5.
Not a problem. The way I power Pis, is by taking wires from the 12 volt power supply of a PC (usually a PC nearby), and running that over a power-over-ethernet cable to wherever the Pi is. Then I feed the 12 volts (more like 10 or 11 by the time it's run over all that wire) and use a voltage stepper-downer (eBay, £1) to take it to 5.5 volts, which I feed into the Pi.
So I took that 12 volts feed, and fed it onto the fan. The fan is almost silent (I can hear it if I get really close to it and listen really carefully) and brought the Pi temperature down from 56C to 39C. Which means that I can now try to overclock it!
Sunday, 22 September 2019
Democracy
Imagine a system of government where important issues are voted on, but once that vote is done, the issue can never be revisited. Imagine a situation where if the Nationalist Social British Worker's Party is voted into power, it can never be voted out again.
Imagine a situation where the electorate, once it has spoken, is not allowed to change its mind when the situation changes, or they discover that things are not happening as promised.
Imagine that, when some people who want to change things, are told "No, we voted on that years ago, so it has to be like that from now on."
And then imagine how it feels when, people who want change and are willing to have a democratic vote for change, are told "No, we had a vote on that once before, so we can't have a vote again, even though we have now found information that has led us to change our minds"
When the General Election happens (probably in the next few months), I will be voting Liberal Democrat. I haven't forgotten their past incompetence, but that is insignificant compared to the appalling mess that is Tory, Labour, UKIP or Brexit. Because they've found a way out of the mess that those parties got us into, and the way out is simple.
Revoke article 50. End the nightmare of Brexit, and we can dump the way that one single issue has dominated politics to the exclusion of all other issues, and get back to tackling all the other issues in this country.
Imagine a situation where the electorate, once it has spoken, is not allowed to change its mind when the situation changes, or they discover that things are not happening as promised.
Imagine that, when some people who want to change things, are told "No, we voted on that years ago, so it has to be like that from now on."
And then imagine how it feels when, people who want change and are willing to have a democratic vote for change, are told "No, we had a vote on that once before, so we can't have a vote again, even though we have now found information that has led us to change our minds"
When the General Election happens (probably in the next few months), I will be voting Liberal Democrat. I haven't forgotten their past incompetence, but that is insignificant compared to the appalling mess that is Tory, Labour, UKIP or Brexit. Because they've found a way out of the mess that those parties got us into, and the way out is simple.
Revoke article 50. End the nightmare of Brexit, and we can dump the way that one single issue has dominated politics to the exclusion of all other issues, and get back to tackling all the other issues in this country.
Friday, 20 September 2019
Deal or no deal?
I've started seeing the advertising. "Prepare for a no-deal Brexit."
I've also seen that a no-deal Brexit would be illegal, since Parliament passed a law to say so.
So I'm supposed to prepare for something illegal?
I checked out the government's web site. They're saying that if there's no deal, then I'm bound by the VAT laws of the EU.
Wait, what? What happened to "clean break"? What happened to "Take back control"? I'm being told that, if there is no deal (which would be illegal) then I have to register with the VAT authorities of an EU country (I can choose which) so that I can pay VAT on digital sales to EU countries, to the EU country who made the purchase.
I really don't understand this. Canada (for example) has a VAT (they call it GST), but no-one has ever suggested that I have to send money to Canada for sales made to Canadians. Likewise every other foreign country. So, under no-deal (which is illegal), the EU becomes 27 foreign countrues. Why do I have to obey their tax laws?
But, maybe this won't happen, since no-deal is illegal.
I shall have to consult my accountant, and get a written opinion. That way, if they're wrong, I can point the finger at the accountant.
On October 31st, something might or might not happen. If it happens, no-one knows what the result will be. If it doesn't happen, no-one knows what the result will be.
I'm as ready as I'll ever be. Are you?
I've also seen that a no-deal Brexit would be illegal, since Parliament passed a law to say so.
So I'm supposed to prepare for something illegal?
I checked out the government's web site. They're saying that if there's no deal, then I'm bound by the VAT laws of the EU.
Wait, what? What happened to "clean break"? What happened to "Take back control"? I'm being told that, if there is no deal (which would be illegal) then I have to register with the VAT authorities of an EU country (I can choose which) so that I can pay VAT on digital sales to EU countries, to the EU country who made the purchase.
I really don't understand this. Canada (for example) has a VAT (they call it GST), but no-one has ever suggested that I have to send money to Canada for sales made to Canadians. Likewise every other foreign country. So, under no-deal (which is illegal), the EU becomes 27 foreign countrues. Why do I have to obey their tax laws?
But, maybe this won't happen, since no-deal is illegal.
I shall have to consult my accountant, and get a written opinion. That way, if they're wrong, I can point the finger at the accountant.
On October 31st, something might or might not happen. If it happens, no-one knows what the result will be. If it doesn't happen, no-one knows what the result will be.
I'm as ready as I'll ever be. Are you?
Thursday, 19 September 2019
This email appeared in 3 known data breaches.
Firefox gave me this warning.
Evite is an email greeting card site. I've never used this, but I'm guessing that someone sent me an e-card, which gave them my email address.
Moneybookers I have used, but not for a very, very long time, and with a very long password, and they aren't saying that was collected.
Verifications.io? That web site doesn't exist, and I've never used it in the past.
Another of my email addresses was compromised at LinkedIn. I already knew about that, because I've been getting spam claiming that they know my password, and giving the password that I used there a long time ago.
You can check your email address at https://monitor.firefox.com/scan
Make sure that you don't use the same password on different web sites.
Saturday, 14 September 2019
50 followers!
I've reached 50 followers. That's about four dozen more than I expected when I started this blog. And 1.5 million page views. Wow.
So what is the purpose of this blog. It's kind of like a journal, in which I post things that I've done, things that have happened, thoughts that I've thought
So thanks to the 48 unexpected followers, and here's to the next 50!
So what is the purpose of this blog. It's kind of like a journal, in which I post things that I've done, things that have happened, thoughts that I've thought
So thanks to the 48 unexpected followers, and here's to the next 50!
Raspberry Pi 4 workstation
I've been using a Raspberry Pi 3 for a couple of years now as a workstation, but only as multiple terminals, plus a bit of Googling. When the Pi 4 came out, at first I couldn't get hold of one, but after a while they became easily available.
You can get them in 1gb, 2gb and 4gb. But you can't upgrade. The cost is £35, £45 and £55, so I got the 4gb version. I also got the recommended power supply (I can try it out later with my own power supplies). My own? I'll just explain that.
I use standard PC power supplies (and in some cases, they are powering an ordinary computer). I take the 12 volt line, and feed that into the ethernet cable, using a POE adaptor. Ethernet cables are 8 wires, but only four of them are used. So this uses the other four to carry power. Then I feed that 12 volts (which will have dropped a bit by the time it arrives where it's needed) into a little card that drops that 12v to what the Pi wants, which is about 5 volts (or maybe 5.5). This means that I don't need lots of Pi power supplies; that little card is very cheap. And it means I don't have a big overhead in the power conversion.
I set up a 64gb SD card using the latest Raspbian, Buster (I only recently found out that the various versions are named after Toy Story characters). But then I hit the first problem - I only have HDMI cables, and the Pi 4 uses mini HDMI. So on Ebay, I bought a little converter from HDMI to mini HDMI.
I plugged in a USB keyboard and USB mouse, and powered up. To my great happiness, the Pi 4 was immediately driving my Acer et430k monitor giving me 43 inches of 3840 by 2160 loveliness. I was half-expecting to do a lot of messing about for that, but it "just worked".
The USB keyboard is rubbish - what do you expect for £4? But I was able to replace that with one of my beautiful big IBM keyboards (you can still get them, they're about £100, but if you do a lot of typing, and like a positive clicky keyboard, it is perfection). That has a PS/2 interface, but I have a converter for that, and that worked first time too!
But the sound didn't work. The HDMI interface should feed sound into the monitor, and it wasn't working. I haven't given up on that yet; I feel that the problem is at the monitor end. But I do want sound! So I used the audio output on the Pi 4, and fed that into a pair of powered speakers. And that worked first time too!
So then I added Firefox, and xfe (the file manager that I like), and Nedit (my favourite editor). A slight problem there; most of my computers are Fedora, and I know how to add software to those using yum. But the Pi 4 is using Raspbian, a derivative of Debian, and that uses apt-get. I think all the packages I want are probably available, but the names are slightly different. Google gets me there.
And printing. I have three printers, my Old Faithful HP Laserjet 6p, which I've had for 25 years. That was very easy to set up because I use Jetdirect, an ethernet-to-parallel converter. The Dell was easy too, because it is natively a network printer, and the Samsung took a bit of messing about to get that working with the Pi 4.
Networking can be done using the built-in Wifi, or the Gigabit ethernet port. At first, I used the Wifi, but it didn't play youtube smoothly. So I used a speed tester on it. I found that my various Wifi access points were giving me 5mbps, 7, 10 and 20, with the 20 running off the TP link. But with a wired connection I got 60 mbps, which is about what I'd expect, because my link to the internet is 100 mbps. Roll on Gigabit broadband!
So what's the point of all this?
The Raspberry Pi 4 takes about 2 amps at 5 volts, which is 10 watts. When I put my hand above it, I can feel that it's slightly warm. But that is replacing a full size computer that was pulling about 150 watts. And it isn't just the cost of the electricity. It's the heat. All that 150 watts comes out as heat, which isn't a problem in winter, but we had a really really hot summer this year, and even opening the window didn't help, because it was hotter outside than inside. But next year, when the hot weather arrives, I can power off all my computers in the office except the Pi.
You can get them in 1gb, 2gb and 4gb. But you can't upgrade. The cost is £35, £45 and £55, so I got the 4gb version. I also got the recommended power supply (I can try it out later with my own power supplies). My own? I'll just explain that.
I use standard PC power supplies (and in some cases, they are powering an ordinary computer). I take the 12 volt line, and feed that into the ethernet cable, using a POE adaptor. Ethernet cables are 8 wires, but only four of them are used. So this uses the other four to carry power. Then I feed that 12 volts (which will have dropped a bit by the time it arrives where it's needed) into a little card that drops that 12v to what the Pi wants, which is about 5 volts (or maybe 5.5). This means that I don't need lots of Pi power supplies; that little card is very cheap. And it means I don't have a big overhead in the power conversion.
I set up a 64gb SD card using the latest Raspbian, Buster (I only recently found out that the various versions are named after Toy Story characters). But then I hit the first problem - I only have HDMI cables, and the Pi 4 uses mini HDMI. So on Ebay, I bought a little converter from HDMI to mini HDMI.
I plugged in a USB keyboard and USB mouse, and powered up. To my great happiness, the Pi 4 was immediately driving my Acer et430k monitor giving me 43 inches of 3840 by 2160 loveliness. I was half-expecting to do a lot of messing about for that, but it "just worked".
The USB keyboard is rubbish - what do you expect for £4? But I was able to replace that with one of my beautiful big IBM keyboards (you can still get them, they're about £100, but if you do a lot of typing, and like a positive clicky keyboard, it is perfection). That has a PS/2 interface, but I have a converter for that, and that worked first time too!
But the sound didn't work. The HDMI interface should feed sound into the monitor, and it wasn't working. I haven't given up on that yet; I feel that the problem is at the monitor end. But I do want sound! So I used the audio output on the Pi 4, and fed that into a pair of powered speakers. And that worked first time too!
So then I added Firefox, and xfe (the file manager that I like), and Nedit (my favourite editor). A slight problem there; most of my computers are Fedora, and I know how to add software to those using yum. But the Pi 4 is using Raspbian, a derivative of Debian, and that uses apt-get. I think all the packages I want are probably available, but the names are slightly different. Google gets me there.
And printing. I have three printers, my Old Faithful HP Laserjet 6p, which I've had for 25 years. That was very easy to set up because I use Jetdirect, an ethernet-to-parallel converter. The Dell was easy too, because it is natively a network printer, and the Samsung took a bit of messing about to get that working with the Pi 4.
Networking can be done using the built-in Wifi, or the Gigabit ethernet port. At first, I used the Wifi, but it didn't play youtube smoothly. So I used a speed tester on it. I found that my various Wifi access points were giving me 5mbps, 7, 10 and 20, with the 20 running off the TP link. But with a wired connection I got 60 mbps, which is about what I'd expect, because my link to the internet is 100 mbps. Roll on Gigabit broadband!
So what's the point of all this?
The Raspberry Pi 4 takes about 2 amps at 5 volts, which is 10 watts. When I put my hand above it, I can feel that it's slightly warm. But that is replacing a full size computer that was pulling about 150 watts. And it isn't just the cost of the electricity. It's the heat. All that 150 watts comes out as heat, which isn't a problem in winter, but we had a really really hot summer this year, and even opening the window didn't help, because it was hotter outside than inside. But next year, when the hot weather arrives, I can power off all my computers in the office except the Pi.
Thursday, 5 September 2019
Setting up a phpBB forum
phpBB is one of the more commonly used forum software packages. I used it on a Linux Fedora box, and it was fairly easy to set up.
But I wanted to move the whole thing to a Raspberry Pi, as part of my electricity economy drive. I had a Pi 2 that wasn't being used, and that has 1 gb of memory, so that was my intention.
First, I tried to set it up with Fedora. That's not what most people use on a pi, but I thought it might be easier since I was moving the phpBB from a Fedora box.
Fedora version 30 is available for the pi (and version 29). But when I set it up, I discovered that it occupies a couple of gb, and there seemed to be no way to tell it to use the whole 64gb on the SD card. It said that it did; the partition was expanded to 64gb, but the partition wasn't being fully used. It was only after I realised that, since it was using the xfs file system, you can't use fsck to fix it, you have to use the xfs equivalent, "xfs_growfs /". And that expanded it to 64gb, but really the install process should have done that for me.
And then I found that there were four processes running continuously, which meant that the loading of the pi was 4, and that was before I was running anything.
And when I installed PHP, it gave me version 7.3.8, and phpBB won't use such a recent version of PHP, and at that point I gave up on Fedora on the pi.
So, on to Raspbian, which is what most people use on the pi. I tried the latest version of Raspbian first, "Buster". That didn't work, because it also gave me a too-recent version for PHP, so I tried using the previous version , "Stretch". Whatever happened to good old-fashioned version numbers?
I had a lot of false start with that too, but I eventually got it to work. Here's hw.
First, I installed Raspbian Lite. Then:
raspi-config
apt-get update
apt-get install network-manager -y
Then I used nmtui change ip to 10.11.0.37
Then I edited /etc/ssh/sshd_config to allow rootlogin
reboot
Then I installed some more stuff:
apt-get -y install rdate
apt-get -y install rsync
apt-get -y install dcfldd
apt-get -y install apache2
apt-get -y install php7.0
apt-get -y install php7.0-mysql php7.0-curl php7.0-json php7.0-cgi php7.0-xsl
apt-get -y install mysql-server
apt-get -y install libxml2-dev
apt-get -y install php-xml
Then I added a user, and edited the apache configuration, so it would run using https.
And then I copied over the ssl certificates
And now phpBB
bunzip2 phpBB-3.2.7.tar.bz2
tar -xf phpBB-3.2.7.tar
rm phpBB-3.2.7.tar
Then, as root, I created the database.
mysql
CREATE DATABASE db;
use db;
UPDATE mysql.user SET authentication_string = PASSWORD('****') where user = 'db' AND Host = 'localhost';
GRANT ALL PRIVILEGES ON *.* TO 'db'@'localhost' IDENTIFIED BY 'db';
exit
Then I could do the install of phpBB, which was only what really needed to be done, because I was going to copy the already-existing phpBB. So to do that, on the old forum, I did a backup. I copied the file to the raspberry, and tried to do a restore.
It didn't work.
So I tried to do a backup of the newly created database, and that worked, and I tried to restore that backup, and the restore didn't work.
Oh, great. Millions of people are using this system, and if you do a backup, you can't do a restore.
So I googled some more.
cd /home/rd/pub/phpBB3/includes/acp
acp_database.php on line 219
line 219 incorrectly tries to reference "extensions", instead of "extension"
So I edited that line, and then the restore worked.
I would estimate that doing this job took about a week, and it should have taken an hour. Partly because there are so many things that don't work as they should, and partly because there are so many things that don't work with each other.
But, I got it done in the end.
So now I can try out my new Raspberry Pi 4, which I want to use as a workstation with a 4K monitor.
But I wanted to move the whole thing to a Raspberry Pi, as part of my electricity economy drive. I had a Pi 2 that wasn't being used, and that has 1 gb of memory, so that was my intention.
First, I tried to set it up with Fedora. That's not what most people use on a pi, but I thought it might be easier since I was moving the phpBB from a Fedora box.
Fedora version 30 is available for the pi (and version 29). But when I set it up, I discovered that it occupies a couple of gb, and there seemed to be no way to tell it to use the whole 64gb on the SD card. It said that it did; the partition was expanded to 64gb, but the partition wasn't being fully used. It was only after I realised that, since it was using the xfs file system, you can't use fsck to fix it, you have to use the xfs equivalent, "xfs_growfs /". And that expanded it to 64gb, but really the install process should have done that for me.
And then I found that there were four processes running continuously, which meant that the loading of the pi was 4, and that was before I was running anything.
And when I installed PHP, it gave me version 7.3.8, and phpBB won't use such a recent version of PHP, and at that point I gave up on Fedora on the pi.
So, on to Raspbian, which is what most people use on the pi. I tried the latest version of Raspbian first, "Buster". That didn't work, because it also gave me a too-recent version for PHP, so I tried using the previous version , "Stretch". Whatever happened to good old-fashioned version numbers?
I had a lot of false start with that too, but I eventually got it to work. Here's hw.
First, I installed Raspbian Lite. Then:
raspi-config
apt-get update
apt-get install network-manager -y
Then I used nmtui change ip to 10.11.0.37
Then I edited /etc/ssh/sshd_config to allow rootlogin
reboot
Then I installed some more stuff:
apt-get -y install rdate
apt-get -y install rsync
apt-get -y install dcfldd
apt-get -y install apache2
apt-get -y install php7.0
apt-get -y install php7.0-mysql php7.0-curl php7.0-json php7.0-cgi php7.0-xsl
apt-get -y install mysql-server
apt-get -y install libxml2-dev
apt-get -y install php-xml
Then I added a user, and edited the apache configuration, so it would run using https.
And then I copied over the ssl certificates
And now phpBB
bunzip2 phpBB-3.2.7.tar.bz2
tar -xf phpBB-3.2.7.tar
rm phpBB-3.2.7.tar
Then, as root, I created the database.
mysql
CREATE DATABASE db;
use db;
UPDATE mysql.user SET authentication_string = PASSWORD('****') where user = 'db' AND Host = 'localhost';
GRANT ALL PRIVILEGES ON *.* TO 'db'@'localhost' IDENTIFIED BY 'db';
exit
Then I could do the install of phpBB, which was only what really needed to be done, because I was going to copy the already-existing phpBB. So to do that, on the old forum, I did a backup. I copied the file to the raspberry, and tried to do a restore.
It didn't work.
So I tried to do a backup of the newly created database, and that worked, and I tried to restore that backup, and the restore didn't work.
Oh, great. Millions of people are using this system, and if you do a backup, you can't do a restore.
So I googled some more.
cd /home/rd/pub/phpBB3/includes/acp
acp_database.php on line 219
line 219 incorrectly tries to reference "extensions", instead of "extension"
So I edited that line, and then the restore worked.
I would estimate that doing this job took about a week, and it should have taken an hour. Partly because there are so many things that don't work as they should, and partly because there are so many things that don't work with each other.
But, I got it done in the end.
So now I can try out my new Raspberry Pi 4, which I want to use as a workstation with a 4K monitor.
Friday, 30 August 2019
When Brexit happens, what happens to VAT?
We're being told to prepare for a no-deal Brexit, and my current thinking is that the most likely scenario is that we will blunder out on October 31 with no deal. So, I'm trying to prepare.
Currently, when I sell to a customer in Germany, I charge him VAT at the rate of 19% (that being the German rate, other countries each have their own VAT rate). I send that tax to Germany once per quarter, via a thing called the "Union VAT MOSS" scheme.
So the first question is, do I charge German customers VAT in the event of a no-deal Brexit. I phoned HMRC on 0300 200 3700. I spoke to a guy there who knew VAT, but not Brexit, and he said "It depends". So I interrupted him and said "No, it doesn't, I'm talking about a no-deal Brexit, so it doesn't depend on a deal". So then he said, "If there's no deal, then UK businesses have no obligation to charge VAT to EU customers. It's just like Canada or China. I think." He wasn't certain; he's had no official guidance on this. But he thinks there will be a hotline for this sort of question (and that will be saturated as soon as it opens) and a web site.
The second question is more complicated. On October 31, the "Union VAT MOSS" scheme ends. But I will have dutifully charged EU members VAT until October 31. I'm next due to pay VAT just after December 31st, so I wont be able to pay my EU VAT via the "Union VAT MOSS" scheme.
I'll have to join the "non-Union VAT MOSS" scheme, which means I have to sign up at some foreign country (maybe Germany, or Ireland?) in order to pay that remaining month of VAT. Wouldn't it be nice if the "Union VAT MOSS" scheme stayed open until, say, January 31 2020? But I doubt if anyone has made any plan for this.
So, I have no idea, neither does HMRC, nor does anyone else.
And what about the other EU countries. What will happen when I suddenly stop sending them the VAT that I've been sending them each quarter. Will they start sending me letters asking for their money, money which I don't think they are due? Are they ready for the change on October 31?
Omnishambles.
Currently, when I sell to a customer in Germany, I charge him VAT at the rate of 19% (that being the German rate, other countries each have their own VAT rate). I send that tax to Germany once per quarter, via a thing called the "Union VAT MOSS" scheme.
So the first question is, do I charge German customers VAT in the event of a no-deal Brexit. I phoned HMRC on 0300 200 3700. I spoke to a guy there who knew VAT, but not Brexit, and he said "It depends". So I interrupted him and said "No, it doesn't, I'm talking about a no-deal Brexit, so it doesn't depend on a deal". So then he said, "If there's no deal, then UK businesses have no obligation to charge VAT to EU customers. It's just like Canada or China. I think." He wasn't certain; he's had no official guidance on this. But he thinks there will be a hotline for this sort of question (and that will be saturated as soon as it opens) and a web site.
The second question is more complicated. On October 31, the "Union VAT MOSS" scheme ends. But I will have dutifully charged EU members VAT until October 31. I'm next due to pay VAT just after December 31st, so I wont be able to pay my EU VAT via the "Union VAT MOSS" scheme.
I'll have to join the "non-Union VAT MOSS" scheme, which means I have to sign up at some foreign country (maybe Germany, or Ireland?) in order to pay that remaining month of VAT. Wouldn't it be nice if the "Union VAT MOSS" scheme stayed open until, say, January 31 2020? But I doubt if anyone has made any plan for this.
So, I have no idea, neither does HMRC, nor does anyone else.
And what about the other EU countries. What will happen when I suddenly stop sending them the VAT that I've been sending them each quarter. Will they start sending me letters asking for their money, money which I don't think they are due? Are they ready for the change on October 31?
Omnishambles.
Monday, 19 August 2019
Angie's disk
I found a 5 1/4 inch floppy labelled "Angie's disk", so I wondered what was on it. But none of my computers have 3 1/2 inch diskette drives, let alone 5 1/4.
I went up to the attic, and heaved down an ancient AST 386 with both kinds of diskette drive; I remember this computer well, at the time is was my best computer, used for compiling Doctor Solomon's Antivirus Toolkit. But it needed a mono monitor, not one of the VGAs that we use today.
So I went to the shed and dug out a couple of monitors. One was labelled as not working (so why did I keep it?) and the other had a label that had deteriorated with time and was unreadable. Sure enough, neither of them worked.
Back up to the attic, where I had another mono monitor stashed away, this one labelled as "working". Hurrah! And when I connected it to the AST, it all worked.
Except that the AST had been unused so long, the cmos battery was dead and it had lost its setup. I opened it up, and some genius had written the number of cylinders, heads and sectors on the case of the hard drive. So I set it up for that, and it booted up to Dos.
All the files on the hard drive were still there, dated 27 years ago. And the floppy drives worked, so I was able to see what was on the diskettes.
There was Alley Cat, which had been a favourite game of both the girls (but it needed CGA), there were several other games thatneeded CGA, but there were a few that worked on my mono monitor, such as "Funnels and buckets", a game for exercising your mental arithmetic.
But there wasn't anything there that is likely to work on a modern computer, plus both girls seem to have defected to the Apple camp.
So, with a sigh, I put the computer and monitor away.
You never know when you might need a 27 year old computer and monitor.
I went up to the attic, and heaved down an ancient AST 386 with both kinds of diskette drive; I remember this computer well, at the time is was my best computer, used for compiling Doctor Solomon's Antivirus Toolkit. But it needed a mono monitor, not one of the VGAs that we use today.
So I went to the shed and dug out a couple of monitors. One was labelled as not working (so why did I keep it?) and the other had a label that had deteriorated with time and was unreadable. Sure enough, neither of them worked.
Back up to the attic, where I had another mono monitor stashed away, this one labelled as "working". Hurrah! And when I connected it to the AST, it all worked.
Except that the AST had been unused so long, the cmos battery was dead and it had lost its setup. I opened it up, and some genius had written the number of cylinders, heads and sectors on the case of the hard drive. So I set it up for that, and it booted up to Dos.
All the files on the hard drive were still there, dated 27 years ago. And the floppy drives worked, so I was able to see what was on the diskettes.
There was Alley Cat, which had been a favourite game of both the girls (but it needed CGA), there were several other games thatneeded CGA, but there were a few that worked on my mono monitor, such as "Funnels and buckets", a game for exercising your mental arithmetic.
But there wasn't anything there that is likely to work on a modern computer, plus both girls seem to have defected to the Apple camp.
So, with a sigh, I put the computer and monitor away.
You never know when you might need a 27 year old computer and monitor.
Wednesday, 14 August 2019
Hurrah for DOS
I have a Western Digital 200 gb drive that I suspect of being bad, so I wanted to test it. The Seagate drive test didnt help, nor the Maxtor. Obviously, I need a Western Digital drive test.
Google to the rescue; I easily found DOSDLG.exe. But it has to run under Dos.
So I burned it to a CD, and burned Freedos to a CD. I booted from the Freedos CD, and swapped the CDs.
Freedos thought that the Freedos CD was still in place.
Several minutes later, I decided that I wasn't going to be able to change its mind. And I couldn't add the WD diags to that CD, because it was burned as an iso.
So I dug out an old 3 1/2 floppy drive (remember those?) to connect to the test computer, and I found an old bootable Dos disk, and that booted up OK.
But then that didn't recognised the CD drive which had the WD diags on. So I thought, OK, I have to copy the WD Diags to a floppy, but I don't have a working computer with a floppy drive; I stopped using floppies yonks ago. So, I thought, no problem, I'll take a computer apart and add a floppy drive.
This was getting ridiculous. You know the situation where you're trying to solve a small problem, but to do that you have to solve a bigger problem, which entails solving an even bigger problem ...
So I stopped and had a think.
USB!
So I formatted a USB drive to FAT-32, and installed Dos on it using Rufus.exe (find it with Google). Then I copied the WD diags program to it. I told the test computer to boot from the USB drive, which it did, and then I was able to run the WD diagnostics program.
Result!
Google to the rescue; I easily found DOSDLG.exe. But it has to run under Dos.
So I burned it to a CD, and burned Freedos to a CD. I booted from the Freedos CD, and swapped the CDs.
Freedos thought that the Freedos CD was still in place.
Several minutes later, I decided that I wasn't going to be able to change its mind. And I couldn't add the WD diags to that CD, because it was burned as an iso.
So I dug out an old 3 1/2 floppy drive (remember those?) to connect to the test computer, and I found an old bootable Dos disk, and that booted up OK.
But then that didn't recognised the CD drive which had the WD diags on. So I thought, OK, I have to copy the WD Diags to a floppy, but I don't have a working computer with a floppy drive; I stopped using floppies yonks ago. So, I thought, no problem, I'll take a computer apart and add a floppy drive.
This was getting ridiculous. You know the situation where you're trying to solve a small problem, but to do that you have to solve a bigger problem, which entails solving an even bigger problem ...
So I stopped and had a think.
USB!
So I formatted a USB drive to FAT-32, and installed Dos on it using Rufus.exe (find it with Google). Then I copied the WD diags program to it. I told the test computer to boot from the USB drive, which it did, and then I was able to run the WD diagnostics program.
Result!
Saturday, 3 August 2019
Rsync trick
I was trying to rsync from one computer to another. The destination was Fedora 30, the current version. The source was fedora 1, a ten year old version. And rsync complained about a protocol mismatch, and much googling, trial-and-error and brain-sweat didn't give me an answer.
So I played a trick on it. I used nfs to mount an export from the old computer, to a temporary directory on the new computer. Then I could rsync just fine, because as far as rsync was concerned, it was from Fedora 30 to Fedora 30.
So I played a trick on it. I used nfs to mount an export from the old computer, to a temporary directory on the new computer. Then I could rsync just fine, because as far as rsync was concerned, it was from Fedora 30 to Fedora 30.
Tuesday, 2 July 2019
The Public library
In 1919, the Public Libraries Actcreated public libraries
50 year later, I started reading my way through the Stamford Hill public library. I started in the Children's section; Edith Nesbit, Arthur Ransome, Captain W E Johns, Hugh Lofting and on and on.
The on to the adults library non-fiction - I persuaded the Librarian that books on maths and physics were unlikely to currupt my pure soul, so I rampaged through the Humour section (Jerome K Jerome, George Mikes and P G Wodehouse). Then on to the main fiction section.
I persuaded the librarian that I needed ten tickets, so that I could take out ten books per week. Then I discovered that I could get the bus to Tottenham Library, and get another ten tickets. And the the Hackney Library. And tickets from one of those, could be used in the others. I was taking my sister's old push chair each time I visited the library, to haul away my selections.
My education was partly at school, and partly in the public libraries.
I'm very sad that cuts in funding are leading to so many of them closing.
50 year later, I started reading my way through the Stamford Hill public library. I started in the Children's section; Edith Nesbit, Arthur Ransome, Captain W E Johns, Hugh Lofting and on and on.
The on to the adults library non-fiction - I persuaded the Librarian that books on maths and physics were unlikely to currupt my pure soul, so I rampaged through the Humour section (Jerome K Jerome, George Mikes and P G Wodehouse). Then on to the main fiction section.
I persuaded the librarian that I needed ten tickets, so that I could take out ten books per week. Then I discovered that I could get the bus to Tottenham Library, and get another ten tickets. And the the Hackney Library. And tickets from one of those, could be used in the others. I was taking my sister's old push chair each time I visited the library, to haul away my selections.
My education was partly at school, and partly in the public libraries.
I'm very sad that cuts in funding are leading to so many of them closing.
Wednesday, 19 June 2019
Setting up a Netgear wifi access point
I have an ancient Netgear access point in my spares cupboard, and I needed an additional access point, so I got it out and tried to configure it.
The problem was, the Netgear box was so old, that the https encryption methods that it could use, are all so old that current browsers don't use them. And it refused to be accessed via http.
I tried Firefox and Chrome. No luck.
So I had a bit of a think. What I needed was an old browser. So, using Google, I found Firefox 38 and installed that; installation was easy, and didn't mess up my current Firefox. And that worked - I was able to access and configure the Netgear, and it is now sitting quietly in an area that gives wifi coverage to a part of the house that was previously uncovered.
It turned out, I needn't have done it. I also have a Buffalo wifi access point (I have a story about that, see below) which still works, and I bought another TP-Link on eBay for £12,a nd I also have a wifi repeater that will also work as an access point. And the Siemens wifi AP that I thought had failed, just needed reconfiguring. An embarrassment of riches.
So, the story about the Buffalo.
A long time ago, I had my leased-line access (2 megabits) terminating in the house, and most of the servers in the garage, which was a separate building several yards away. In order to join the garage servers to the in-house servers, I used two Buffalo wifi APs as a bridge, so that the two groups appeared as a single network, and I had a speed of 54 mbits between the two groups.
Later on, I strung a cat 5 overhead between the two buildings. Maybe I should have done that in the first place.
The problem was, the Netgear box was so old, that the https encryption methods that it could use, are all so old that current browsers don't use them. And it refused to be accessed via http.
I tried Firefox and Chrome. No luck.
So I had a bit of a think. What I needed was an old browser. So, using Google, I found Firefox 38 and installed that; installation was easy, and didn't mess up my current Firefox. And that worked - I was able to access and configure the Netgear, and it is now sitting quietly in an area that gives wifi coverage to a part of the house that was previously uncovered.
It turned out, I needn't have done it. I also have a Buffalo wifi access point (I have a story about that, see below) which still works, and I bought another TP-Link on eBay for £12,a nd I also have a wifi repeater that will also work as an access point. And the Siemens wifi AP that I thought had failed, just needed reconfiguring. An embarrassment of riches.
So, the story about the Buffalo.
A long time ago, I had my leased-line access (2 megabits) terminating in the house, and most of the servers in the garage, which was a separate building several yards away. In order to join the garage servers to the in-house servers, I used two Buffalo wifi APs as a bridge, so that the two groups appeared as a single network, and I had a speed of 54 mbits between the two groups.
Later on, I strung a cat 5 overhead between the two buildings. Maybe I should have done that in the first place.
Words have consequences
So said Mr Abdullah A. S. Patel, an Imam from Bristol, when he questioned the Tory leadership candidates.
The candidates eagerly agreed, and promised to investigate Muslim-hatred in the Tory party.
But words do indeed have consequences. Here's some words from Mr Patel, advice for women.
Here's Mr Patel's proposal for Israel - this is the same graphic that Naz Shah, the Labour MP shared, and which she subsequently apologised for as antisemitic.
In other tweets, he claims that British politicians are 'on the Zionists Payroll’. That "Zionists are "hiding behind the Holocaust".
But, as Mr Patel explained - words have consequences. Mr Patel has now been suspended from the school that he is deputy head of.
Yes. Words have consequences. And if you live in a glass house, don't throw stones.
The candidates eagerly agreed, and promised to investigate Muslim-hatred in the Tory party.
But words do indeed have consequences. Here's some words from Mr Patel, advice for women.
Here's Mr Patel's proposal for Israel - this is the same graphic that Naz Shah, the Labour MP shared, and which she subsequently apologised for as antisemitic.
In other tweets, he claims that British politicians are 'on the Zionists Payroll’. That "Zionists are "hiding behind the Holocaust".
But, as Mr Patel explained - words have consequences. Mr Patel has now been suspended from the school that he is deputy head of.
Yes. Words have consequences. And if you live in a glass house, don't throw stones.
Monday, 17 June 2019
Parliament Prorogue
Parliament closes for the holidays; this is normal and traditional, and nothing much happens while parliament is prorogued.
But the idea of proroguing parliament so that a government can push through an action while parliament isn't sitting, is very very bad.
In the British Constitution, parliament is sovereign. At the top of the tree. The main thing. If a government deliberately prorogues parliament in order to take an action, then they are doing so because they know that if parliament is sitting, then the action would not be allowed.
This is called a coup.
This is how the Roman Republic became the Roman Empire; instead of the Senate being the Main Thing, it was Julius Caesar - until he got milkshaked. And then it was Augustus, and his successors. It was the end of the republic. And this is also how the Nazi party converted a majority in the Bundestag, into a permanent dictatorship. It's the sort of action that one might expect in a banana republic.
No party should be allowed to do this, and I would hope that no-one will even try, because the fallout from such an attempt would make the current ding-dong over Brexit look like a food fight at the vicar's tea party.
But the idea of proroguing parliament so that a government can push through an action while parliament isn't sitting, is very very bad.
In the British Constitution, parliament is sovereign. At the top of the tree. The main thing. If a government deliberately prorogues parliament in order to take an action, then they are doing so because they know that if parliament is sitting, then the action would not be allowed.
This is called a coup.
This is how the Roman Republic became the Roman Empire; instead of the Senate being the Main Thing, it was Julius Caesar - until he got milkshaked. And then it was Augustus, and his successors. It was the end of the republic. And this is also how the Nazi party converted a majority in the Bundestag, into a permanent dictatorship. It's the sort of action that one might expect in a banana republic.
No party should be allowed to do this, and I would hope that no-one will even try, because the fallout from such an attempt would make the current ding-dong over Brexit look like a food fight at the vicar's tea party.
Sunday, 26 May 2019
Reinstalling BPT
HMRC provide a handy PAYE program so that we can pay our taxes quickly and accurately. This is available for Windows, Mac, and Linux, and is called HMRC-BPT. I was running it on my main workstation before it crashed.
Obviously, I do a backup each month, to my central server (and it gets copied from there to the backup servers). So there should not have been a problem.
Except that they provide BPT for 32 bit linux. Not 64 bit Fedora linux, which is what I'm running. And then you try to run the program, it just exits, because it realises that it's on a 64 bit system.
This is bad news - I'll be needing to run this program on June 1, 5 days away. And it's puzzling, because I've been running it on a 64 bit linux for years. And, of course, I dn't remember how several years ago, I got it working.
When I stopped panicking, I realised that, if the worst came to the worst, I could install BPT on the only Windows box that I keep (rather like a tame snake). So I did that, restored my data backup, and it worked. Whew!
But then I tried it on the 64 bit linux box. First, I ran the install program, and to my surprise, that worked. But when I came to run BPT itself, it didn't work.
So I went to the directory where rti.linux lives, and ran that. It helpfully told me that I was missing libm.so.6. So I ferreted around and found a copy of that, put it in place, and tried again. This time, it said that I was missing libsqlite3.so.0. So again, I found a copy of that
and put it into the /usr/lib directory (which is where the 32 bit libraries are). At this point, I was expecting that I'd be going through this procedure several more times. At least.
Then I tried it again, and to my surprise and delight, it worked!
So, if you have a 64 bit Fedora linux system and want to run BPT, don't despair. Even though HMRC don't tell you how to do it, it's actually pretty easy.
Obviously, I do a backup each month, to my central server (and it gets copied from there to the backup servers). So there should not have been a problem.
Except that they provide BPT for 32 bit linux. Not 64 bit Fedora linux, which is what I'm running. And then you try to run the program, it just exits, because it realises that it's on a 64 bit system.
This is bad news - I'll be needing to run this program on June 1, 5 days away. And it's puzzling, because I've been running it on a 64 bit linux for years. And, of course, I dn't remember how several years ago, I got it working.
When I stopped panicking, I realised that, if the worst came to the worst, I could install BPT on the only Windows box that I keep (rather like a tame snake). So I did that, restored my data backup, and it worked. Whew!
But then I tried it on the 64 bit linux box. First, I ran the install program, and to my surprise, that worked. But when I came to run BPT itself, it didn't work.
So I went to the directory where rti.linux lives, and ran that. It helpfully told me that I was missing libm.so.6. So I ferreted around and found a copy of that, put it in place, and tried again. This time, it said that I was missing libsqlite3.so.0. So again, I found a copy of that
and put it into the /usr/lib directory (which is where the 32 bit libraries are). At this point, I was expecting that I'd be going through this procedure several more times. At least.
Then I tried it again, and to my surprise and delight, it worked!
So, if you have a 64 bit Fedora linux system and want to run BPT, don't despair. Even though HMRC don't tell you how to do it, it's actually pretty easy.
Saturday, 25 May 2019
A crash, and a recovery
My main workstation needed a reboot, so I rebooted it ... and it didn't reboot. It came back with the dreaded "grub-rescue" prompt. And I couldn't work out how to rescue it.
So I decided to reinstall linux (Fedora 30). That didn't go as smoothly as I would have liked.
The first five drives that I tried to install to, were recognised by the HP xw6600, but not by linux. Eventually, I tried a 160gb drive, and that worked. I have no idea why.
So I also connected up the drive that wouldn't boot as the second drive, hoping that I'd be able to copy all the configuration files across.
That worked. I mounted it using mount /dev/mapper/fedora-root temp2 and all the files were there, so I was able to copy them to the newly installed drive. That meant that all my bookmarks, and ftp bookmarks, were preserved!
So why did it fail? I just don't know. Computers fail all the time. Just keep making backups!
So I decided to reinstall linux (Fedora 30). That didn't go as smoothly as I would have liked.
The first five drives that I tried to install to, were recognised by the HP xw6600, but not by linux. Eventually, I tried a 160gb drive, and that worked. I have no idea why.
So I also connected up the drive that wouldn't boot as the second drive, hoping that I'd be able to copy all the configuration files across.
That worked. I mounted it using mount /dev/mapper/fedora-root temp2 and all the files were there, so I was able to copy them to the newly installed drive. That meant that all my bookmarks, and ftp bookmarks, were preserved!
So why did it fail? I just don't know. Computers fail all the time. Just keep making backups!
Thursday, 23 May 2019
Milkshakes
Is throwing a milkshake at someone, an acceptable form of protest?
Absolutely not!
Saying what you think is acceptable. Holding up a placard is acceptable. Joining in a protest march is acceptable.
Throwing a milkshake is bullying. Legally, it's common assault. It is not NOT political discourse, it is not legally protected free speech. If you think that throwing a milkshake is an acceptable form of protest, then you also think that an appropriate reply to your milkshake, would be a milkshake thrown at you.
What happened to polite, civilised disagreement?
Absolutely not!
Saying what you think is acceptable. Holding up a placard is acceptable. Joining in a protest march is acceptable.
Throwing a milkshake is bullying. Legally, it's common assault. It is not NOT political discourse, it is not legally protected free speech. If you think that throwing a milkshake is an acceptable form of protest, then you also think that an appropriate reply to your milkshake, would be a milkshake thrown at you.
What happened to polite, civilised disagreement?
Wednesday, 22 May 2019
Your personal information
They leak. They all leak.
I've been getting huge amounts of spam from people claiming to know my password. They give an old password that I used at one time on LinkedIn (long since changed, but I keep a record of past passwords). Clearly, LinkedIn had a leak at one time. It's annoying (but my spam filter removes the spam from my inbox).
Twitter leaked 32 million account details.
Facebook leaked hundreds of million account details.
Now Instagram has leaked 49 million names and phone numbers.
I'm not surprised. When you have systems as large and complex as that, there's likely to be security lapses.
So, what do you do when one of these social media sites asks you for your personal information? Me - I make up something for them. A fake name, a fake date of birth, a fake phone number. The email address is one that I create just for that purpose. And I record all of this, in case they ask me to prove that I am who I say I am.
It's surprising what they accept as proof. Facebook commonly asks people to prove identity by giving a phone number, which they then text a code to, and you type the code into Facebook, thus proving ... proving that you own a phone. Why they think that this proves that you are who you say you are, is beyond my feeble brain to fathom.
So that when all this gets leaked, and becomes available on the various sites that offer such information, I haven't lost anything that would allow impersonation (modern parlance is "identity theft").
Eventually, Facebook might ask me to prove my identity - a passport, or a driving licence, perhaps? NO WAY. It's bad enough if you leak my name, phone and birthday. I'm not going to give you something which, if leaked, will cause me SERIOUS inconvenience. And yes, I do see all the promises that you make that you'll take very great care over this information.
But I don't believe that you are able to.
I've been getting huge amounts of spam from people claiming to know my password. They give an old password that I used at one time on LinkedIn (long since changed, but I keep a record of past passwords). Clearly, LinkedIn had a leak at one time. It's annoying (but my spam filter removes the spam from my inbox).
Twitter leaked 32 million account details.
Facebook leaked hundreds of million account details.
Now Instagram has leaked 49 million names and phone numbers.
I'm not surprised. When you have systems as large and complex as that, there's likely to be security lapses.
So, what do you do when one of these social media sites asks you for your personal information? Me - I make up something for them. A fake name, a fake date of birth, a fake phone number. The email address is one that I create just for that purpose. And I record all of this, in case they ask me to prove that I am who I say I am.
It's surprising what they accept as proof. Facebook commonly asks people to prove identity by giving a phone number, which they then text a code to, and you type the code into Facebook, thus proving ... proving that you own a phone. Why they think that this proves that you are who you say you are, is beyond my feeble brain to fathom.
So that when all this gets leaked, and becomes available on the various sites that offer such information, I haven't lost anything that would allow impersonation (modern parlance is "identity theft").
Eventually, Facebook might ask me to prove my identity - a passport, or a driving licence, perhaps? NO WAY. It's bad enough if you leak my name, phone and birthday. I'm not going to give you something which, if leaked, will cause me SERIOUS inconvenience. And yes, I do see all the promises that you make that you'll take very great care over this information.
But I don't believe that you are able to.
Fedora 30 upgrade problem
There's a nasty little problem when you upgrade to Fedora 30. If your original install was Fedora 20 or older, then when you upgrade to Fedora 30 and reboot, it doesn't reboot. You find yourself looking at the grub> prompt.
This is because when you upgrade Linux, that doesn't upgrade grub.
The answer is to do
This is because when you upgrade Linux, that doesn't upgrade grub.
The answer is to do
grub2-install before you upgrade to Fedora 30.
If you don't, then fix it thus:
grub> configfile /grub2/grub.cfg.rpmsave
and then grub2-install /dev/sda1 (or whatever the boot partition is).
https://fedoraproject.org/wiki/Common_F30_bugs
Thursday, 18 April 2019
A pain in the arse
Last week, I had a pain in my upper left leg; it was so bad, and continuous, I couldn't sleep. I went to the doctor, he poked it a bit, and prodded, and told me he thought it wasn't a DVT (I had a DVT in that leg a couple of decades ago) and sent me home.
Then it faded, and I was alright for a few days.
But on Tuesday it returned. Ladysolly was out playing bridge, but when she got back, I told her that I needed to go to A&E. Because 1) it was very painful, and I was facing another sleepless night, and 2) the GP hadn't done anything. So, round about midnight, we set out for Stoke Mandeville (because they dealt with my broken ribs so well).
Again, they dealt with me very well. I was obviously not an urgent case, and while I was waiting, a couple of babies came in and they were, rightly, pushed to the head of the queue. And there was a man there who was clutching his chest in great pain. I was also in pain, but a pain in the arse isn't as threatening as a pain in the chest.
After an hour, I was triaged. After another hour or so, I saw a nurse who took my blood pressure, temperature and oxygen level. After another hours, I saw another nurse who put in a cannula and took four blood samples, and after another hour, I saw the doctor.
His opinion is that it's a trapped nerve (the blood samples came up clean). He gave me Diazepam for it (a muscle relaxer) and suggested paracetamol as a pain killer. I got home at about 6am, and went to bed.
I checked the internet for additional recommendations, and it suggested heat treatment, so I'm applying a small electric blanket, and I think that also helps.
Then it faded, and I was alright for a few days.
But on Tuesday it returned. Ladysolly was out playing bridge, but when she got back, I told her that I needed to go to A&E. Because 1) it was very painful, and I was facing another sleepless night, and 2) the GP hadn't done anything. So, round about midnight, we set out for Stoke Mandeville (because they dealt with my broken ribs so well).
Again, they dealt with me very well. I was obviously not an urgent case, and while I was waiting, a couple of babies came in and they were, rightly, pushed to the head of the queue. And there was a man there who was clutching his chest in great pain. I was also in pain, but a pain in the arse isn't as threatening as a pain in the chest.
After an hour, I was triaged. After another hour or so, I saw a nurse who took my blood pressure, temperature and oxygen level. After another hours, I saw another nurse who put in a cannula and took four blood samples, and after another hour, I saw the doctor.
His opinion is that it's a trapped nerve (the blood samples came up clean). He gave me Diazepam for it (a muscle relaxer) and suggested paracetamol as a pain killer. I got home at about 6am, and went to bed.
I checked the internet for additional recommendations, and it suggested heat treatment, so I'm applying a small electric blanket, and I think that also helps.
Thursday, 11 April 2019
Brexit delayed
The can has successfully been kicked six months down the road. October 31st is the new target date. So now we can procrastinate, equivocate and tergiversate until October 30th, and then go into panic mode again and ask for a further can-kicking.
Huh.
What's going to happen?
The ERG Awkward Squad can now go back to being Awkward, Jeremy can point to the fact that he hasn't actually been offered any leeway, and anyway why would he want to help the Tories get free of the petard that they are hoisting themselves with, and the 650-strong clown car in Westminster can continue to be weak and wobbly for another six months.
But I can see a way out!
Revoke article 50. We've already done major damage to our economy via the three years of uncertainty, and we won't get that back.
In 2016, most people didn't know that we had a treaty with the Republic of Ireland (the Good Friday Agreement) that guarantees open borders, which can only happen if we have a customs union or a single market.
So the choices are:
1. Outside the EU, but customs union.
2. Outside the EU, but single market.
3. Inside the EU (revoke A50).
Those are the only three options, although there's minor adjustments that could be added.
So never mind how we voted three years ago. Democracy means that you get to change your mind every few years.
What's the best option, 1, 2 or 3?
Huh.
What's going to happen?
The ERG Awkward Squad can now go back to being Awkward, Jeremy can point to the fact that he hasn't actually been offered any leeway, and anyway why would he want to help the Tories get free of the petard that they are hoisting themselves with, and the 650-strong clown car in Westminster can continue to be weak and wobbly for another six months.
But I can see a way out!
Revoke article 50. We've already done major damage to our economy via the three years of uncertainty, and we won't get that back.
In 2016, most people didn't know that we had a treaty with the Republic of Ireland (the Good Friday Agreement) that guarantees open borders, which can only happen if we have a customs union or a single market.
So the choices are:
1. Outside the EU, but customs union.
2. Outside the EU, but single market.
3. Inside the EU (revoke A50).
Those are the only three options, although there's minor adjustments that could be added.
So never mind how we voted three years ago. Democracy means that you get to change your mind every few years.
What's the best option, 1, 2 or 3?
Sunday, 7 April 2019
Tomtom update
On April 6th, 2019, many GPSes, including TomTom, got hit be the "Millenium bug". Sort of. There's a 10 bit week number in the clock, and that means 1024 weeks, about 20 years. Who would have thought we'd be using GPS 20 years later? Duh.
The practical effect on my ancient TomTom XXL, is that it can no longer tell me how many minutes to go before reaching my destination, or what my speed is. This is a minor problem, but slightly annoying.
So I updated the TomTom software. That turned out to be non-trivial, of course. You can only do it from a Windows box or a Mac, so I downloaded the software, and tried to run it. It crached, of course. I tried again. Same result. So I loged in to the Windows box as root, and tried again. That worked, nd the software was installed. So I tried to run it, and it asked for my username and password, and it rejected the one I had written down, so I asked it to email me a pssword reminder. It emailed me a link to click on, except that I don't use a web interface to my email (it's just too dangerous). So I clicked on the link in the email, which showed me the URL, I copy-pasted the URL to Firefox, it asked for a new password, which I supplied.
Then I was able to run the update. I chose to also update the speed camera data, but it choked on that, so I left that out and re-ran, and it worked!
So now I have a map update, and the clock works again.
The practical effect on my ancient TomTom XXL, is that it can no longer tell me how many minutes to go before reaching my destination, or what my speed is. This is a minor problem, but slightly annoying.
So I updated the TomTom software. That turned out to be non-trivial, of course. You can only do it from a Windows box or a Mac, so I downloaded the software, and tried to run it. It crached, of course. I tried again. Same result. So I loged in to the Windows box as root, and tried again. That worked, nd the software was installed. So I tried to run it, and it asked for my username and password, and it rejected the one I had written down, so I asked it to email me a pssword reminder. It emailed me a link to click on, except that I don't use a web interface to my email (it's just too dangerous). So I clicked on the link in the email, which showed me the URL, I copy-pasted the URL to Firefox, it asked for a new password, which I supplied.
Then I was able to run the update. I chose to also update the speed camera data, but it choked on that, so I left that out and re-ran, and it worked!
So now I have a map update, and the clock works again.
Tuesday, 2 April 2019
Brexit - can I see a light?
Theresa May is, at last, reaching out to Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition, and trying to reach a consensus that parliament can get behind. I would hope that between the two of them, they can reach an agreement, which probably means a Brexit with a customs union and "a strong relationship" with the Single Market.
This, at a stroke, solves the whole problem of the Irish Backstop. It removes the problem of the frictions in trade that a crash-out will cause. And yet it conforms to the stated requirement of the referendum - we leave the EU.
Yes, it's true that this wouldn't be as good as the deal that we have now, but 17.4 million people have rejected that, so we have to respect the referendum, and do as well as we can within that.
But. Are there enough members of the Awkward Squad (Right wing) and the Awkward Squad (Left wing) to block this? I hope not.
One very good sign, is that Nigel Farage is incandescent with rage about this. Anything that infuriates Nigel, is probably good for the country.
So let's see what happens when Theresa meets Jeremy.
This, at a stroke, solves the whole problem of the Irish Backstop. It removes the problem of the frictions in trade that a crash-out will cause. And yet it conforms to the stated requirement of the referendum - we leave the EU.
Yes, it's true that this wouldn't be as good as the deal that we have now, but 17.4 million people have rejected that, so we have to respect the referendum, and do as well as we can within that.
But. Are there enough members of the Awkward Squad (Right wing) and the Awkward Squad (Left wing) to block this? I hope not.
One very good sign, is that Nigel Farage is incandescent with rage about this. Anything that infuriates Nigel, is probably good for the country.
So let's see what happens when Theresa meets Jeremy.
Friday, 29 March 2019
MV3 rejected - now what?
The government lost by 344 votes to 286, a majority of 58. The May deal was rejected for the third time. So now what?
On Monday, the Letwin Parliament meets again. Last time they met, they looked at the eight possibilities and rejected all eight. Sigh.
On Monday, they could take most of those off the table, based on the ones that were worst, and then vote on the three most promising.
But first ... the petition with nearly 6 million signatures calling for Revoke, will be debated. I think it will be rejected, but the result will be closer than the rejections of the May Deal. Previously, that was defeated by 184 to 293. I think it will be defeated again, but not by so much.
Then the Letwin Parliament sits, and I think it will consider:
Customs union, previously defeated 265 to 271
Labour plan – previously defeated 237 to 307
Revoke article 50 – previously defeated 184 to 293
The awkward squad (the ERG) will continue to squawkward, and Farage will moan and groan, but the fact is, we need to make a decision about this, and "No deal" was previously defeated 160 to 400. Plus, it does nothing to preserve the committments we made in the Good Friday agreement.
And my best guess for what could come out of this, would be the customs union, which is also part of the Labour plan (and, by the way, it doesn't violate the Good Friday agreement). But to get there, I think May must go, new General Election, and when we have that sorted, we can decide which of the realistic options we want (and by realistic, I mean that the EU is likely to accept, not the pie in the sky of "they'll give us everything we ask for because we own the only unicorn in Europe"). So, for example, if we go for the "Norway" option, we can reasonably hope that the EU will accept it because of the precedent.
And should we have a "confirmatory" vote? A "people's" vote? A second referendum?
I think that's a really bad idea, because look what happened last time. The 2016 referendum specified leaving the EU, and the Norway option fulfils that specification. Please, let's not ask the people again.
But scrapping the May Deal and not crashing out, and having a general election, and getting a "Norway option" agreed, will take more than a couple of weeks, so while that is happening, we should revoke article 50, because there's no sane alternative (praying for time to stop isn't going to work).
Then, when we've firmed up what we want, we can invoke Article 50 again, and leave with grace and agreement, and settle down to enjoy all the unicorns that the last few years have earned us.
So who will be the next PM?
Not me, that's for sure.
On Monday, the Letwin Parliament meets again. Last time they met, they looked at the eight possibilities and rejected all eight. Sigh.
On Monday, they could take most of those off the table, based on the ones that were worst, and then vote on the three most promising.
But first ... the petition with nearly 6 million signatures calling for Revoke, will be debated. I think it will be rejected, but the result will be closer than the rejections of the May Deal. Previously, that was defeated by 184 to 293. I think it will be defeated again, but not by so much.
Then the Letwin Parliament sits, and I think it will consider:
Customs union, previously defeated 265 to 271
Labour plan – previously defeated 237 to 307
Revoke article 50 – previously defeated 184 to 293
The awkward squad (the ERG) will continue to squawkward, and Farage will moan and groan, but the fact is, we need to make a decision about this, and "No deal" was previously defeated 160 to 400. Plus, it does nothing to preserve the committments we made in the Good Friday agreement.
And my best guess for what could come out of this, would be the customs union, which is also part of the Labour plan (and, by the way, it doesn't violate the Good Friday agreement). But to get there, I think May must go, new General Election, and when we have that sorted, we can decide which of the realistic options we want (and by realistic, I mean that the EU is likely to accept, not the pie in the sky of "they'll give us everything we ask for because we own the only unicorn in Europe"). So, for example, if we go for the "Norway" option, we can reasonably hope that the EU will accept it because of the precedent.
And should we have a "confirmatory" vote? A "people's" vote? A second referendum?
I think that's a really bad idea, because look what happened last time. The 2016 referendum specified leaving the EU, and the Norway option fulfils that specification. Please, let's not ask the people again.
But scrapping the May Deal and not crashing out, and having a general election, and getting a "Norway option" agreed, will take more than a couple of weeks, so while that is happening, we should revoke article 50, because there's no sane alternative (praying for time to stop isn't going to work).
Then, when we've firmed up what we want, we can invoke Article 50 again, and leave with grace and agreement, and settle down to enjoy all the unicorns that the last few years have earned us.
So who will be the next PM?
Not me, that's for sure.
Sunday, 24 March 2019
A very British coup
Rumours are swirling about the possibility of a cabinet coup to topple Theresa May.
Two problems.
First, I don't see how that's possible. Tory party rules are that you can't have two leadership challenges within 12 months, so the next one can't happen until December.
Second, I don't see how this gets us out of the mess we're in. There's still only three choices, No deal, May deal, Revoke. The deadline is a couple of weeks away, so no time for the "Ask the people" option, and we already used the "Take half the options off the table", and we took all the options except "Revoke" away. And the anti-revokers are threatening to throw their toys out of the pram if we revoke. Or even if we do an "Ask the people".
Imagine that there is some way to have a leadership change (perhaps someone convinces May to resign). Then exactly which leader would be able to get a majority for any of those three? Even if they asked the best possible candidate (which is, obviously, me) I would say "I'll go for Revoke" and if that failed to get a majority, I'd resign.
I used to live in a sensible country, where the main controversy was about women bishops.
What happened?
Two problems.
First, I don't see how that's possible. Tory party rules are that you can't have two leadership challenges within 12 months, so the next one can't happen until December.
Second, I don't see how this gets us out of the mess we're in. There's still only three choices, No deal, May deal, Revoke. The deadline is a couple of weeks away, so no time for the "Ask the people" option, and we already used the "Take half the options off the table", and we took all the options except "Revoke" away. And the anti-revokers are threatening to throw their toys out of the pram if we revoke. Or even if we do an "Ask the people".
Imagine that there is some way to have a leadership change (perhaps someone convinces May to resign). Then exactly which leader would be able to get a majority for any of those three? Even if they asked the best possible candidate (which is, obviously, me) I would say "I'll go for Revoke" and if that failed to get a majority, I'd resign.
I used to live in a sensible country, where the main controversy was about women bishops.
What happened?
Saturday, 23 March 2019
The knife panic
We are staring at a possible panic over knife crime. This has become such a serious issue that it has even temporarily displaced Brexit in parliament.
They are talking abuot a ten year prison sentence for carrying a knofe.
I can only hope that the law as actually drafted, is not born of panic. I carry a knife; in my man bag, I have a pen knife with a one inch blade. In my car, a pen knife with a three inch blade. In my car tool kit, I have several tools, one of which is a multitool including a knife. And screwdrivers, of course, including one screwdriver which is several inches long. I would hate to be stabbed with a screwdriver.
So let's hope that the Ship of Fools, during their brief respite from voting on what sort of Brexit they don't want, are able to come up with a well-designed knife law.
Or maybe they'll only be able to decide that knife law they don't want.
They are talking abuot a ten year prison sentence for carrying a knofe.
I can only hope that the law as actually drafted, is not born of panic. I carry a knife; in my man bag, I have a pen knife with a one inch blade. In my car, a pen knife with a three inch blade. In my car tool kit, I have several tools, one of which is a multitool including a knife. And screwdrivers, of course, including one screwdriver which is several inches long. I would hate to be stabbed with a screwdriver.
So let's hope that the Ship of Fools, during their brief respite from voting on what sort of Brexit they don't want, are able to come up with a well-designed knife law.
Or maybe they'll only be able to decide that knife law they don't want.
Friday, 22 March 2019
A possibility of sanity?
Thee are now seven options on the table, and one of them is to revoke article 50, which cancels the whole Brexit farrago, and is now the best option available to us.
We know that about 70% of the 650 clowns are in favour of this, and it's become clear that this is the best option available to us, now that we know that the EU is not willing to give us all the benefits of membership without any of the membership requirements. Which, it seems, came as a great surprise to many people. And that the expected unicorn that would give us the sun, moon and stars has not appeared, probably because you need a virgin to tame a unicorn.
So will our Respected Rulers vote for the best option available?
No chance.
They voted 312 to 308 against "No deal". So that's probably what we'll get.
We know that about 70% of the 650 clowns are in favour of this, and it's become clear that this is the best option available to us, now that we know that the EU is not willing to give us all the benefits of membership without any of the membership requirements. Which, it seems, came as a great surprise to many people. And that the expected unicorn that would give us the sun, moon and stars has not appeared, probably because you need a virgin to tame a unicorn.
So will our Respected Rulers vote for the best option available?
No chance.
They voted 312 to 308 against "No deal". So that's probably what we'll get.
Kick the can, kick the can
So now we have a two week extension to Brexit - the can has been successfully kicked down the road again. And if parliament can be poured into the May Deal mold, we can have another couple of weeks.
So now what? With a majority against it of 150, with the ERG awkward squad calling the May Deal "The worst deal in history", I don't see them doing a somersault. So, still no deal, it would appear.
You remember when we were told that these deals would be the easiest deals in history?
Here's the thing. We have this wonderful pink unicorn, and other countries will give us anything we ask in exchange for unicorn milk, so we can rely on being able to get whatever we want.
Except that we seem to have misplaced our pink unicorn.
Why, oh why did we get ourselves into this mess?
So we're going to be in the same situation; Parliament doesn't want "no deal", parliament doesn't want "May deal", it's inconceivable that the EU will give another extension. We've painted ourselves into a corner, and there's no-one to blame except the circus of 650 clowns.
It's going to boil down to a choice between "No deal" and "Revoke article 50", and wither way, there is going to be a LOT of angry people. Because No Deal is going to bugger up the Irish Good Friday agreement, which is the treaty that ended the Irish Troubles, and violating that treaty wuld be INSANE.
So, now about my own VAT problems.
My VAT quarter ends on March 31, Brexit happens on March 29. And it will still end on March 29, unless the clown circus can pass legislation to move that forward. And can they do it? I'm damned if I know. On past performance, all they can say is what they don't want.
Clowns. CLOWNS. CLOWNS!!!
So now what? With a majority against it of 150, with the ERG awkward squad calling the May Deal "The worst deal in history", I don't see them doing a somersault. So, still no deal, it would appear.
You remember when we were told that these deals would be the easiest deals in history?
Here's the thing. We have this wonderful pink unicorn, and other countries will give us anything we ask in exchange for unicorn milk, so we can rely on being able to get whatever we want.
Except that we seem to have misplaced our pink unicorn.
Why, oh why did we get ourselves into this mess?
So we're going to be in the same situation; Parliament doesn't want "no deal", parliament doesn't want "May deal", it's inconceivable that the EU will give another extension. We've painted ourselves into a corner, and there's no-one to blame except the circus of 650 clowns.
It's going to boil down to a choice between "No deal" and "Revoke article 50", and wither way, there is going to be a LOT of angry people. Because No Deal is going to bugger up the Irish Good Friday agreement, which is the treaty that ended the Irish Troubles, and violating that treaty wuld be INSANE.
So, now about my own VAT problems.
My VAT quarter ends on March 31, Brexit happens on March 29. And it will still end on March 29, unless the clown circus can pass legislation to move that forward. And can they do it? I'm damned if I know. On past performance, all they can say is what they don't want.
Clowns. CLOWNS. CLOWNS!!!
Wednesday, 20 March 2019
The stages of every project
These are the stages of every project, and Brexit is no exception.
Sunday, 17 March 2019
After Brexit
Too many Remainers are thinking that after the shambles of Brexit, the lack of trade deals and the fall in the economy, will teach Brexiters what a bad decision we made.
But it won't.
There will be trade deals, because the government will be so desperate to sign deals, they will take poor bargains and pretend that they are great. To do a deal with the USA, we're going to have to accept their Chlorinated chicken. (for example).
Chlorination isn't the problem, the problem is that even after chlorination, the chicken is so dodgy that salmonella causes about 1.2 million illnesses, 23,000 hospitalizations, and 450 deaths in the United States every year.
In England and Wales in 2015, 8451 cases; our chicken is safer.
Post-Brexit, I shall be carefully avoiding US chicken, not because it's chlorinated, but because of the salmonella risk.
But I doubt if you'll hear much about this. Because of the importance of pretending that the trade deal is good.
It isn't just the US, though. Most other countries are in no hurry to sign trade deals with the UK, because it's obvious that post-Brexit, we're going to be desperate, and desperate negotiators are easy meat.
And there will be considerable job losses.
But.
This will be blamed on the horrible foreigners, not our fault at all. Expecially on the EU, which will be portrayed as punishing the UK.
I don't find it possible to be optimistic.
But it won't.
There will be trade deals, because the government will be so desperate to sign deals, they will take poor bargains and pretend that they are great. To do a deal with the USA, we're going to have to accept their Chlorinated chicken. (for example).
Chlorination isn't the problem, the problem is that even after chlorination, the chicken is so dodgy that salmonella causes about 1.2 million illnesses, 23,000 hospitalizations, and 450 deaths in the United States every year.
In England and Wales in 2015, 8451 cases; our chicken is safer.
Post-Brexit, I shall be carefully avoiding US chicken, not because it's chlorinated, but because of the salmonella risk.
But I doubt if you'll hear much about this. Because of the importance of pretending that the trade deal is good.
It isn't just the US, though. Most other countries are in no hurry to sign trade deals with the UK, because it's obvious that post-Brexit, we're going to be desperate, and desperate negotiators are easy meat.
And there will be considerable job losses.
But.
This will be blamed on the horrible foreigners, not our fault at all. Expecially on the EU, which will be portrayed as punishing the UK.
I don't find it possible to be optimistic.
Thursday, 14 March 2019
The can, kicked again
After a flurry of votes on various amendments, our team of 650 clowns has decided to ... kick the can further down the road. Again. Maybe.
The vote was 412 to 202 to ask the EU for a delay beyond 29 March. But for that to happen, the 27 other EU countries have to ALL say yes. Will they?
Why should they? We still haven't said what we want. All we've said is what we don't want, so I'll just list that.
1. We don't want the May deal.
2. We don't want to leave with no deal.
3. We don't want to stay in the EU.
And to that, we can add:
4. The EU has said that the May deal is the only one on offer.
So what do we want? We don't know. And when do we want it? We don't know.
Quite likely, not all the 27 EU countries will agree to an extension that has no end in sight. They must think we're a bunch of toddlers, making a demand but without any clear idea of what we're demanding.
"Give me what I want!"
"What do you want?"
"I DON'T KNOW!!!"
How does that affect me?
I'm ready for "Making Tax Digital" which comes in on April 1 (good choice, clowns). But I'm not ready for paying my VAT which will come due on April , because our 650 clowns can't tell me whether we'll be in the EU or out. If we're in, I can use the "Union VAT-Moss scheme" which I've been using for a few years now. If we're out, then I can't use that, I have to use the "non-Union VAT-Moss scheme". But for that, I have to register for it in an EU country, and I can't register until we're out of the EU.
And if we leave on 29 March, then I think I will have to simply not make any sales on the next two days, because if I do, I'll be blowed if I know what to do with the EU VAT.
Those 650 clowns have absolutely no idea how much chaos they're causing.
The damage to democracy isn't being done by the possibility of re-running the referendum, it's being done by the clown car crash that is Westminster and the revelation of utter incompetence that we are witnessing.
The vote was 412 to 202 to ask the EU for a delay beyond 29 March. But for that to happen, the 27 other EU countries have to ALL say yes. Will they?
Why should they? We still haven't said what we want. All we've said is what we don't want, so I'll just list that.
1. We don't want the May deal.
2. We don't want to leave with no deal.
3. We don't want to stay in the EU.
And to that, we can add:
4. The EU has said that the May deal is the only one on offer.
So what do we want? We don't know. And when do we want it? We don't know.
Quite likely, not all the 27 EU countries will agree to an extension that has no end in sight. They must think we're a bunch of toddlers, making a demand but without any clear idea of what we're demanding.
"Give me what I want!"
"What do you want?"
"I DON'T KNOW!!!"
How does that affect me?
I'm ready for "Making Tax Digital" which comes in on April 1 (good choice, clowns). But I'm not ready for paying my VAT which will come due on April , because our 650 clowns can't tell me whether we'll be in the EU or out. If we're in, I can use the "Union VAT-Moss scheme" which I've been using for a few years now. If we're out, then I can't use that, I have to use the "non-Union VAT-Moss scheme". But for that, I have to register for it in an EU country, and I can't register until we're out of the EU.
And if we leave on 29 March, then I think I will have to simply not make any sales on the next two days, because if I do, I'll be blowed if I know what to do with the EU VAT.
Those 650 clowns have absolutely no idea how much chaos they're causing.
The damage to democracy isn't being done by the possibility of re-running the referendum, it's being done by the clown car crash that is Westminster and the revelation of utter incompetence that we are witnessing.
Sunday, 10 March 2019
Screwdrivers
The current debate about knife crime seems to have focussed on knives. Asda will no longer allow the sale of a single knife, there are suggestions that carrying a knife with a blade longer than three inches could get you into trouble.
In my car, I carry a selection of spanners and other tools, so that if I have a mechanical problem, I stand a chance of fixing it. And they have been useful in the past, especially for bicycle maintenance.
One of those tools is a screwdriver, with a shaft several inches long. No-one is talking about screwdrivers.
Or sharpened sticks.
In my car, I carry a selection of spanners and other tools, so that if I have a mechanical problem, I stand a chance of fixing it. And they have been useful in the past, especially for bicycle maintenance.
One of those tools is a screwdriver, with a shaft several inches long. No-one is talking about screwdrivers.
Or sharpened sticks.
Friday, 8 March 2019
VAT update
I finally got an email about VAT Moss. It tells me what happens if we crash out on March 29.
So I will be able to do my last VAT Moss payment on April 1, but I better not make any sales on March 30 or 31st. And then I'll have to register for the non-Union scheme in an EU country. Maybe Ireland, because the speak English.
But what happens if we leave with the May deal? No-one has told me. What happens if Brexit is postponed? No-one has told me.
What they are telling me, is "get ready". How, when no-one knows what's happening?
Dear VAT MOSS user,
We are writing to tell you about changes to the UK Mini One Stop Shop (MOSS) and the actions you’ll need to take if the UK leaves the EU without a deal on 29 March 2019.
What will change?
The UK will no longer be a part of the VAT MOSS service. UK businesses that sell digital services after the UK has left the EU won’t be able to use the UK MOSS portal to declare VAT due in EU Member States.
The £8,818 annual threshold for cross border sales of digital services to EU consumers will no longer apply. All supplies of digital services to consumers in the EU will become liable for VAT in the consumer’s Member State.
What do I need to do?
If the UK leaves the EU on 29 March 2019, the last return you will be able to submit via the UK MOSS portal is for the period ending March 2019. You should only include sales made between 1 January 2019 and 11pm on 29 March 2019. The submission and payment deadline is the 20 April 2019. The portal will remain open until the 15 May 2019 in case you need to amend your quarter one 2019 return after submission.
Any other outstanding MOSS returns or corrections should be made via the UK MOSS portal by 29 March 2019. After this date, you will need to contact the relevant Member State concerned if you need to amend earlier returns.
If you continue to make supplies of digital services to EU consumers after the UK has left the EU then you must charge VAT at the rate of the Member State of your customer, regardless of the value of the supply, and either:
· register for VAT in each Member State where VAT is due; or
· register for the VAT MOSS non-Union scheme in a Member State of your choosing.
How do I register for the VAT MOSS non-Union scheme?
You can only register for the MOSS non-Union scheme after the UK has left the EU. You need to register within 10 days of the month following your first sale after the UK has left the EU as otherwise your registration will take effect from the first day of the quarter after the date you apply to register. This means that if you make a sale between 30 and 31 March 2019 then you will need to register by 10 April 2019. If you apply to register after that date, and have made sales on 30 or 31 March, then your registration will take effect from 1 July 2019 and you will become liable to register for VAT in each Member State where VAT is due for the period prior to 1 July 2019.
To allow you to register for the non-Union scheme, you will be automatically deregistered from UK MOSS with effect from 1 April 2019. You will still be able to access the system after you have been deregistered so you can submit and amend your return for the first quarter of 2019 and view previous returns.
You can find further information on registering for the MOSS non-Union scheme on the EU Commission’s webpage [ec.europa.eu](ec.europa.eu/taxation_customs/business/vat/telecommunications-broadcasting-electronic-services/content/r>
ss_en) and information on EU exit on gov.uk ‘Trading with the EU if the UK leaves without a deal’ [www.gov.uk].
Businesses can register for our email update service at: www.gov.uk/hmrc/business-support [www.gov.uk] - select ‘business help and education emails’, then ‘EU Exit’. You can use the ‘Prepare your business for the UK leaving the EU [www.gov.uk]’ tool on GOV.UK to find further guidance and support to help your business.
If you have any questions in respect of UK MOSS and EU exit, you can ask email the VAT MOSS team at:
VAT2015.contact@hmrc.gov.uk.
Yours sincerely,
The VAT MOSS Team
HM Revenue & Customs
United Kingdom
So I will be able to do my last VAT Moss payment on April 1, but I better not make any sales on March 30 or 31st. And then I'll have to register for the non-Union scheme in an EU country. Maybe Ireland, because the speak English.
But what happens if we leave with the May deal? No-one has told me. What happens if Brexit is postponed? No-one has told me.
What they are telling me, is "get ready". How, when no-one knows what's happening?
Dear VAT MOSS user,
We are writing to tell you about changes to the UK Mini One Stop Shop (MOSS) and the actions you’ll need to take if the UK leaves the EU without a deal on 29 March 2019.
What will change?
The UK will no longer be a part of the VAT MOSS service. UK businesses that sell digital services after the UK has left the EU won’t be able to use the UK MOSS portal to declare VAT due in EU Member States.
The £8,818 annual threshold for cross border sales of digital services to EU consumers will no longer apply. All supplies of digital services to consumers in the EU will become liable for VAT in the consumer’s Member State.
What do I need to do?
If the UK leaves the EU on 29 March 2019, the last return you will be able to submit via the UK MOSS portal is for the period ending March 2019. You should only include sales made between 1 January 2019 and 11pm on 29 March 2019. The submission and payment deadline is the 20 April 2019. The portal will remain open until the 15 May 2019 in case you need to amend your quarter one 2019 return after submission.
Any other outstanding MOSS returns or corrections should be made via the UK MOSS portal by 29 March 2019. After this date, you will need to contact the relevant Member State concerned if you need to amend earlier returns.
If you continue to make supplies of digital services to EU consumers after the UK has left the EU then you must charge VAT at the rate of the Member State of your customer, regardless of the value of the supply, and either:
· register for VAT in each Member State where VAT is due; or
· register for the VAT MOSS non-Union scheme in a Member State of your choosing.
How do I register for the VAT MOSS non-Union scheme?
You can only register for the MOSS non-Union scheme after the UK has left the EU. You need to register within 10 days of the month following your first sale after the UK has left the EU as otherwise your registration will take effect from the first day of the quarter after the date you apply to register. This means that if you make a sale between 30 and 31 March 2019 then you will need to register by 10 April 2019. If you apply to register after that date, and have made sales on 30 or 31 March, then your registration will take effect from 1 July 2019 and you will become liable to register for VAT in each Member State where VAT is due for the period prior to 1 July 2019.
To allow you to register for the non-Union scheme, you will be automatically deregistered from UK MOSS with effect from 1 April 2019. You will still be able to access the system after you have been deregistered so you can submit and amend your return for the first quarter of 2019 and view previous returns.
You can find further information on registering for the MOSS non-Union scheme on the EU Commission’s webpage [ec.europa.eu](ec.europa.eu/taxation_customs/business/vat/telecommunications-broadcasting-electronic-services/content/r>
ss_en) and information on EU exit on gov.uk ‘Trading with the EU if the UK leaves without a deal’ [www.gov.uk].
Businesses can register for our email update service at: www.gov.uk/hmrc/business-support [www.gov.uk] - select ‘business help and education emails’, then ‘EU Exit’. You can use the ‘Prepare your business for the UK leaving the EU [www.gov.uk]’ tool on GOV.UK to find further guidance and support to help your business.
If you have any questions in respect of UK MOSS and EU exit, you can ask email the VAT MOSS team at:
VAT2015.contact@hmrc.gov.uk.
Yours sincerely,
The VAT MOSS Team
HM Revenue & Customs
United Kingdom
Thursday, 7 March 2019
Institutional anti-Semitism
What is institutional anti-Semitism? There's probably a definition somewhere, but for me, it would mean that the organisation in question, is more sluggish to investigate Jew hatred, than it is of other forms of racism. It might also mean that punishments for Jew hatred are lighter than for other forms of racism.
So is the Labour party institutionally anti-Semitic? I don't have enough information to be able to form a judgement, but I think the way to find out, is to look at complaints of anti-Semitism, and complains of Islamophobia, and see if there's a difference in how long it takes to investigate. I would also want to compare the weight of sanctions, but that's more difficult, because how can you compare like with like.
The Equalities and Human Rights Commission have decided to investigate the Labour party. I hope that they can finally excise the cancer of anti-Semitism from the Labour party - if indeed there is institutional anti-Semitism, and if it is possible to cut it out.
So is the Labour party institutionally anti-Semitic? I don't have enough information to be able to form a judgement, but I think the way to find out, is to look at complaints of anti-Semitism, and complains of Islamophobia, and see if there's a difference in how long it takes to investigate. I would also want to compare the weight of sanctions, but that's more difficult, because how can you compare like with like.
The Equalities and Human Rights Commission have decided to investigate the Labour party. I hope that they can finally excise the cancer of anti-Semitism from the Labour party - if indeed there is institutional anti-Semitism, and if it is possible to cut it out.
Eye drops
I just went for testing, because I had over-pressure in my left eye.
I've been taking drops for it for a few years now (one drop in the morning). Today, the test showed that the pressure was up again, 25 where it should have been 20 (that's millimeters of mercury). So I was prescribed an additional eye drop, to be taken morning and evening.
The problem with eye over-pressure is that it would eventually damage the eye nerve. I already have very minor damage, the VFI is 96% (my right eye is 100%).
Reading the doctors charts, there was one for the left eye, and one for the right. I was about to ask which was which, and then I noticed that one was headed OD and the other OS.
I did Latin for four years, so I knew that was "Oculus Dexter" and "Oculus Sinister". Right eye and left eye.
While on the subject of health; I had a touch of psoriasis. Nothing serious, but it wasn't clearing up on its own, so I went to the doctor last week. He gave me clobetasone butyrate ointment, to be smeared on once per day, and Diprobase cream for a few times per day. That seems to have cleared it up very quickly.
Moral - if you have a problem, consult your GP.
I've been taking drops for it for a few years now (one drop in the morning). Today, the test showed that the pressure was up again, 25 where it should have been 20 (that's millimeters of mercury). So I was prescribed an additional eye drop, to be taken morning and evening.
The problem with eye over-pressure is that it would eventually damage the eye nerve. I already have very minor damage, the VFI is 96% (my right eye is 100%).
Reading the doctors charts, there was one for the left eye, and one for the right. I was about to ask which was which, and then I noticed that one was headed OD and the other OS.
I did Latin for four years, so I knew that was "Oculus Dexter" and "Oculus Sinister". Right eye and left eye.
While on the subject of health; I had a touch of psoriasis. Nothing serious, but it wasn't clearing up on its own, so I went to the doctor last week. He gave me clobetasone butyrate ointment, to be smeared on once per day, and Diprobase cream for a few times per day. That seems to have cleared it up very quickly.
Moral - if you have a problem, consult your GP.
Saturday, 2 March 2019
Swallows and Amazons
One of the great delights of my childhood, were the books by Arthur Ransome. Written in 1930 or so, they describe the adventures of the Swallows (the four Walker children) and the Amazons (the Blackett girls), sailing in the Lake District.
Recently, I found these stories as PDF fles, and I've been reading them again. And they are just as good as they were 60 years ago.
Recently, I found these stories as PDF fles, and I've been reading them again. And they are just as good as they were 60 years ago.
Monday, 25 February 2019
Second referendum
And now the Labour Party is supporting a second referendum. Labour is against "A damaging Tory Brexit".
I expect a howl or anguish from all the Brexiteers who think that this will reverse Brexit, and they undemocratically don't want to ask the people. So what's the justification for this?
It's very simple. Any rational person will take into account any new information that affects a previous decision. And we have new information that we didn't have 2 1/2 years ago. We now know a lot more about the ins and outs of Brexit, and the consequences of Brexit, and the difficulty of Brexit, than we did in 2016.
How can anybody possibly argue that a referendum would be undemocratic?
If you think that the result will be "Leave", what's the problem? If you think that the result would be "Remain", then why are you trying to go against the will of the people?
But what about the cost?
The cost of Brexit has already been so immense, that the cost of a second referendum is insignificant in comparison.
So - it's great news! The proponents of "Project Lemming" are quaking in their boots.
I expect a howl or anguish from all the Brexiteers who think that this will reverse Brexit, and they undemocratically don't want to ask the people. So what's the justification for this?
It's very simple. Any rational person will take into account any new information that affects a previous decision. And we have new information that we didn't have 2 1/2 years ago. We now know a lot more about the ins and outs of Brexit, and the consequences of Brexit, and the difficulty of Brexit, than we did in 2016.
How can anybody possibly argue that a referendum would be undemocratic?
If you think that the result will be "Leave", what's the problem? If you think that the result would be "Remain", then why are you trying to go against the will of the people?
But what about the cost?
The cost of Brexit has already been so immense, that the cost of a second referendum is insignificant in comparison.
So - it's great news! The proponents of "Project Lemming" are quaking in their boots.
Sunday, 24 February 2019
Kicking the can
Once again, Mrs May's only idea is to kick the can further down the road.
The vote on Brexit will be on March 12. Brexit is on March 29. Early in April, I have to do my VAT, and I have no idea how (or even whether) I pay my VAT to EU countries. This is a small thing compared to the rest of Project Chaos.
So - my prediction for March 29?
The Head Clown will find another way to kick the can further down the road, and the 649 Assisant Clowns will vote to do just that.
I can't wait until the next General Election so that I can pull the wheels off the Clown Car.
The vote on Brexit will be on March 12. Brexit is on March 29. Early in April, I have to do my VAT, and I have no idea how (or even whether) I pay my VAT to EU countries. This is a small thing compared to the rest of Project Chaos.
So - my prediction for March 29?
The Head Clown will find another way to kick the can further down the road, and the 649 Assisant Clowns will vote to do just that.
I can't wait until the next General Election so that I can pull the wheels off the Clown Car.
Saturday, 2 February 2019
Microsoft's best ever product ...
... is a mouse. The Wheel Mouse Optical 1.1A USB Wired. I've been using these for a couple of decades now, and I can really recommend them. I've only ever had one fail.
And, of course, they don't make them any more. It seems to be a rule. When a company makes something really good, they replace it with something. Maybe the current crop of Microsoft mice are just as good, but I'd have to wait a few years to know.
So when I spotted a nest of nine of them in an eBay advert (the picture showed ten), I snapped them up.
While I'm on the subject of input devices - I'm still using the IBM "buckling spring" keyboards that were made in 1983, 36 years ago. There are people reading this blog that weren't born when these keyboards were made. What I like about them, is the feel, and the way that you know when you hit a key, because of the buckling spring system they use. I'm glad to say, I bought six of them 20 years ago, when it was still possible to get them.
You can still get keyboards like them (but without the IBM brand) for about £100.
And, of course, they don't make them any more. It seems to be a rule. When a company makes something really good, they replace it with something. Maybe the current crop of Microsoft mice are just as good, but I'd have to wait a few years to know.
So when I spotted a nest of nine of them in an eBay advert (the picture showed ten), I snapped them up.
While I'm on the subject of input devices - I'm still using the IBM "buckling spring" keyboards that were made in 1983, 36 years ago. There are people reading this blog that weren't born when these keyboards were made. What I like about them, is the feel, and the way that you know when you hit a key, because of the buckling spring system they use. I'm glad to say, I bought six of them 20 years ago, when it was still possible to get them.
You can still get keyboards like them (but without the IBM brand) for about £100.
JetDirect 170X
One of my servers is only there to connect my HP LaserJet 6P.
I've had that HP LaserJet 6P for more than 25 years, and it's given good service all that time. But the only port it has is an old-fashioned parallel port, and computers today don't have parallel ports. So I used an old computer to run the HP.
I tried using a parallel to USB cable, but that didn't work. And then I had an idea. I went on eBay and bought a second hand JetDirect 170X for £19. It arrived today. I plugged it in and powered it up, and pressed the test button, and it told me that its IP address was 172.22.28.190; presumably that's the IP address that the last user set it to. So I unplugged it, held down the test button and powered it up again, holding the test button down for several seconds. That did a factory reset.
When I rebooted it, it used DHCP to acquire an IP address of 10.14.63.23, because my whole network uses addresses in the 10.x.x.x range. That's better, and I was able to access it. I tried to use the web interface, but it wanted a prehistoric version of Internet Explorer or Netscape, so instead, I used Telnet.
I disabled DHCP and set the IP address to a fixed value so that various computers would be able to find it. And it all worked!
I've had that HP LaserJet 6P for more than 25 years, and it's given good service all that time. But the only port it has is an old-fashioned parallel port, and computers today don't have parallel ports. So I used an old computer to run the HP.
I tried using a parallel to USB cable, but that didn't work. And then I had an idea. I went on eBay and bought a second hand JetDirect 170X for £19. It arrived today. I plugged it in and powered it up, and pressed the test button, and it told me that its IP address was 172.22.28.190; presumably that's the IP address that the last user set it to. So I unplugged it, held down the test button and powered it up again, holding the test button down for several seconds. That did a factory reset.
When I rebooted it, it used DHCP to acquire an IP address of 10.14.63.23, because my whole network uses addresses in the 10.x.x.x range. That's better, and I was able to access it. I tried to use the web interface, but it wanted a prehistoric version of Internet Explorer or Netscape, so instead, I used Telnet.
I disabled DHCP and set the IP address to a fixed value so that various computers would be able to find it. And it all worked!
Friday, 1 February 2019
VAT Update
As anyone following this blog knows, on April 1 we all become April Fools. Because for a lot of people, that is the date (or soon after) that we submit our quarterly VAT returns, and then pay the VAT.
But "Making Tax Digital" is happening, and instead of filling in the form with half a dozen numbers, we have to submit the form electronically. And to do that, you need to get a username and password.
I already have a username and password for VAT - that's how I've been submitting my VAT return for ages. But no. They don't want it to be that easy. I have to make myself a new username and password. And they don't make it easy to discover where you sign up - I challenge you to find it. So here's what I've discovered.
Sign up here.
I haven't signed up yet. They want my UTR (Unique Taxpayer Reference number), which I've never needed before, and I'll need to find it.
But there's more. On March 29th, ...
Actually, I don't know what will happen on March 29th, and neither does anyone else, including the 650 Lords of Chaos who are currently starring in the Brexit pantomime. But we're being asked to prepare for "No deal".
In "No Deal", we are no longer in the EU, but I still have an obligation to pay VAT on sales to the EU-27 countries. Or do I? I don't know, nor does anyone else. I don't pay VAT on sales to Australia, Canada or the USA, so why should I pay other foreign taxes? I don't know.
If I do have to pay VAT to the EU-27, how do I do it? I currently pay via the "Union VAT MOSS" system, but if the UK is no longer in the EU, that won't work. Or will it? I don't know, nor does anyone else.
If it doesn't work, I have to sign up for the "non-Union VAT MOSS" system in some other country. I had a look at the Irish web site (they speak English there) but that started asking me for information that I don't have.
The Lords of Chaos are incompetent, incoherent and clueless.
But "Making Tax Digital" is happening, and instead of filling in the form with half a dozen numbers, we have to submit the form electronically. And to do that, you need to get a username and password.
I already have a username and password for VAT - that's how I've been submitting my VAT return for ages. But no. They don't want it to be that easy. I have to make myself a new username and password. And they don't make it easy to discover where you sign up - I challenge you to find it. So here's what I've discovered.
Sign up here.
I haven't signed up yet. They want my UTR (Unique Taxpayer Reference number), which I've never needed before, and I'll need to find it.
But there's more. On March 29th, ...
Actually, I don't know what will happen on March 29th, and neither does anyone else, including the 650 Lords of Chaos who are currently starring in the Brexit pantomime. But we're being asked to prepare for "No deal".
In "No Deal", we are no longer in the EU, but I still have an obligation to pay VAT on sales to the EU-27 countries. Or do I? I don't know, nor does anyone else. I don't pay VAT on sales to Australia, Canada or the USA, so why should I pay other foreign taxes? I don't know.
If I do have to pay VAT to the EU-27, how do I do it? I currently pay via the "Union VAT MOSS" system, but if the UK is no longer in the EU, that won't work. Or will it? I don't know, nor does anyone else.
If it doesn't work, I have to sign up for the "non-Union VAT MOSS" system in some other country. I had a look at the Irish web site (they speak English there) but that started asking me for information that I don't have.
The Lords of Chaos are incompetent, incoherent and clueless.
Thursday, 31 January 2019
Brexit update
There have been more votes.
There have been more attempts to renegotiate.
There have been many factions.
I'm not even going to try to explain it. What I'm seeing is a bunch of headless chickens who don't know where they've been or where they're going.
Plus, we have an MP in jail, but who isn't going to resign because she wants to keep on getting that nice £77,000/year.
What we are seeing here is a synchronised display of incompetence, and of the British Public loses faith in parliament, it won't be because of any future referendum, it will be because we never realised that they were such plonkers.
And I've found out that if we leave the EU, then I can't use the VAT Moss scheme for paying vst to the EU-27 as I have before. I have to join a different scheme, and to do that I have to sign up with some other country (Ireland is my choice, because they'll speak English there)
to pay my VAT obligations to the 27 remaining EU countries.
Except that I can't do that until after March 29.
And my VAT quarter ends on March 31.
These idiots have absolutely no idea what chaos they're causing.
There have been more attempts to renegotiate.
There have been many factions.
I'm not even going to try to explain it. What I'm seeing is a bunch of headless chickens who don't know where they've been or where they're going.
Plus, we have an MP in jail, but who isn't going to resign because she wants to keep on getting that nice £77,000/year.
What we are seeing here is a synchronised display of incompetence, and of the British Public loses faith in parliament, it won't be because of any future referendum, it will be because we never realised that they were such plonkers.
And I've found out that if we leave the EU, then I can't use the VAT Moss scheme for paying vst to the EU-27 as I have before. I have to join a different scheme, and to do that I have to sign up with some other country (Ireland is my choice, because they'll speak English there)
to pay my VAT obligations to the 27 remaining EU countries.
Except that I can't do that until after March 29.
And my VAT quarter ends on March 31.
These idiots have absolutely no idea what chaos they're causing.
Thursday, 24 January 2019
Making Tax Digital
On March 29th, we ... well, I don't know what happens then, and nor does anyone else.
But from April 1, 2019, VAT returns go digital. No longer will you have to go to the HMRC web site and type in five numbers. Now, it's going to be made digital! Which means that instead of typing in these five numbers, I have to use an accounting system that automatically transfers these five numbers to the HMRC system.
I doubt if many small traders are ready for this. Or even know about it. With any luck, the accounting package they currently use, will do this for them; for example Sage and Quickbooks will. But what about those of us who use custom systems?
I've been worrying about this, and with the deadline coming up, I've done some serious research, and it turns out that it's not going to be a big problem.
Various packages are available, costing anything from £216 per year down to £15/year. Taxoptimiser will do it for free for the first year, £30/year thereafter. But there's even better news.
https://www.quickfile.co.uk will do it for free. I've signed up for their service, I found where to go to do the tax returns, and it looks easy.
But from April 1, 2019, VAT returns go digital. No longer will you have to go to the HMRC web site and type in five numbers. Now, it's going to be made digital! Which means that instead of typing in these five numbers, I have to use an accounting system that automatically transfers these five numbers to the HMRC system.
I doubt if many small traders are ready for this. Or even know about it. With any luck, the accounting package they currently use, will do this for them; for example Sage and Quickbooks will. But what about those of us who use custom systems?
I've been worrying about this, and with the deadline coming up, I've done some serious research, and it turns out that it's not going to be a big problem.
Various packages are available, costing anything from £216 per year down to £15/year. Taxoptimiser will do it for free for the first year, £30/year thereafter. But there's even better news.
https://www.quickfile.co.uk will do it for free. I've signed up for their service, I found where to go to do the tax returns, and it looks easy.
Thursday, 17 January 2019
Strange spam
From: Rosie L. Ashton <Sofia@madisonleingang.com>
To: {redacted}
Subject: Up to date emergency exit map
Parts/Attachments:
1 Shown ~9 lines Text
2 OK ~20 lines Text
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Hi All,
Please find below the Up to date emergency exit map.
Emergency exit map.
Thanks,
Rosie L. Ashton,
Estate Management
A very strange spam. There was nothing enclosed, no product on offer. So I looked deeper, and the "Emergency exit map" is a link to a web site which I'm not going to visit.
Beware of what you click on!
To: {redacted}
Subject: Up to date emergency exit map
Parts/Attachments:
1 Shown ~9 lines Text
2 OK ~20 lines Text
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Hi All,
Please find below the Up to date emergency exit map.
Emergency exit map.
Thanks,
Rosie L. Ashton,
Estate Management
A very strange spam. There was nothing enclosed, no product on offer. So I looked deeper, and the "Emergency exit map" is a link to a web site which I'm not going to visit.
Beware of what you click on!
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