For me, the most interesting thing about Pig Gate, is its absence on the Daily Telegraph.
Oh, you haven't heard about Pig Gate?
It's an unsupported allegation by someone who has good reason to hate David Cameron, and has written a biography of him "Call me Dave", that Dave put his dick into the mouth of a dead pig. This was when Dave was an undergraduate at Oxford.
Well, fairly amusing, although I don't really believe it, even though it's obviously possible, and as an undergrad at Cambridge I got up to some pretty strange things.
But the most interesting thing, is that although the biography made the front page on the Daily Telegraph, there was no mention there of the piggy element of the story.