This one pretended to be doing a survey. He asked for me by name, yes that's me. And he asked me to confirm my address, so I gave him the address of a recent spammer, and we spent a while spelling out the post code. Then we got down to the meat of it. "Are in you one of the following age groups, 18-25, 26-35, 36-45, 46-55, 56-65, over 65"?
"No," I replied.
So he tried again. "No." So then he tried "Are you over 65?" "No." "Are you 56 to 65?" "No" and this went on for a short while, until he said, "Well how old are you?" "Seventeen," I lied. "Seventy?" He said. "No, seventeen," I said.
And he hung up.
Now that we can take our pension pots and put it into any unwise scheme we want, I'm expecting loads of cold calls on that.