The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
The poor man was hungry and fancied an Italian
You're a bit late to the party on this one Doc. Suarez has previous, having been banned twice before for the same offence (not, I hasten to add, the same victim each time).
Previous should be taken into account in sentencing. What I'm saying is that there should be criminal charges, not just "no football for four months".