Thursday 29 March 2012

Don't Panic! Don't Panic!

What an idiot. Francis Maude, the Cabinet Secretary, tells us to keep a jerry can of petrol in the garage.

A) A jerry can is 20 litres, over four gallons. It's against the law to store more than 10 litres of petrol in two five-litre plastic containers in the home.

B) Most houses don't actually have a garage.

C) What's the best way to cause a panic? Run round shouting "Don't panic!"

That's our government.

Well, I'll just wheel this wheelie bin down to my local petrol station ...

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