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Monday, 6 April 2015

Another cold caller

This one pretended to be doing a survey. He asked for me by name, yes that's me. And he asked me to confirm my  address, so I gave him the address of a recent spammer, and we spent a while spelling out the post code. Then we got down to the meat of it. "Are in you one of the following age groups, 18-25, 26-35, 36-45, 46-55, 56-65, over 65"?

"No," I replied.

So he tried again. "No." So then he tried "Are you over 65?" "No." "Are you 56 to 65?" "No" and this went on for a short while, until he said, "Well how old are you?" "Seventeen," I lied. "Seventy?" He said. "No, seventeen," I said.

And he hung up.

Now that we can take our pension pots and put it into any unwise scheme we want, I'm expecting loads of cold calls on that.

2 comments:

  1. You have a PENSION SCHEME!!!

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  2. Cold callers don't know if I've had an accident in the last three years, don't know if I've been mis-sold PPI, and don't know whether I have a pension or not. They call anyway.

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