What an idiot. Francis Maude, the Cabinet Secretary, tells us to keep a jerry can of petrol in the garage.
A) A jerry can is 20 litres, over four gallons. It's against the law to store more than 10 litres of petrol in
two five-litre plastic containers in the home.
B) Most houses don't actually have a garage.
C) What's the best way to cause a panic? Run round shouting "Don't panic!"
That's our government.
Well, I'll just wheel this wheelie bin down to my local petrol station ...